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E-mail. I get e-mail. Tons of email. The two most frequently asked questions are:

1. Can I get your private number, because I’d like to date you outside of work?
2. Do you know such-and-such-girl on such-and-such-floor? If so, can you put in a good word for me? I think we’d be great together.
E-mail. I get e-mail. Tons of email. The two most frequently asked questions are: 1. Can I get your private number, because I'd like to date you outside of work. 2. Do you know such-and-such-girl ...
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Greetings from Europa! Today is isogoles, which is the monthly day of pay for everyone who lives on Europa, no matter what your profession, no matter how old you are. And we’re not talking about money because Europa has no currency, per se. People are…
Greetings from Europa! Today is isogoles, which is the monthly day of pay for everyone who lives on Europa, no matter what your profession, no matter how old you are. And we’re not talking about...
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There’s a term I'm encountering more and more that started on the message boards that has finally made it's way to the prex. Princess. I can't tell you how much I hate it.
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This is Alexander Edwards, former captain of the Intergalactic Space Vessel Expediter.
Greetings from Europa.
I know that sounds hokey, like one of those golden age of radio programs, but I really couldn’t think of a clever opening line. I chose that particular opening because it’s the most accurate. This broadcast is coming to you from the Jupiter moon we were warned to stay away from in 2001: A Space Odyssey. And truth to tell, I don’t know if I can really call this a broadcast. I mean, I was able to salvage this transmitter, but I’m no engineer. The green light blinks but I’m not sure this thing is working. And is a broadcast truly a broadcast if no one hears it?

http://greetingsfromeuropa.wordpress.com/about-this-blog-first-transmission/
This is Alexander Edwards, former captain of the Intergalactic Space Vessel Expediter. Greetings from Europa. I know that sounds hokey, like one of those golden age of radio programs, but I really ...
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The elegance palace I work at is huge, larger than most I’ve seen in the city, with at least two thousand working girls at an average age of twenty-five, which is pretty decent for a bordello.
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His job made Joseph MacDonal II, Joey to his pals, the enemy of the world and a target for assassination. He was one of the few people on the planet trained and licensed to butcher unicorns and prepare their meat for consumption. This also put him at odds with PAUTU (People Against the Unethical Treatment of Unicorns) who accused him of unicorn genocide.
His job made Joseph MacDonal II, Joey to his pals, the enemy of the world and a target for assassination. He was one of the few people on the planet trained and licensed to butcher unicorns and pre...
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E-mail. I get e-mail. Tons of email. The two most frequently asked questions are: 1. Can I get your private number, because I'd like to date you outside of work. 2. Do you know such-and-such-girl on such-and-such-floor? If so, can you put in a good word…
E-mail. I get e-mail. Tons of email. The two most frequently asked questions are: 1. Can I get your private number, because I'd like to date you outside of work. 2. Do you know such-and-such-gi...
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Once, in the gloomy and perpetually rainy City of Alphabet, there was born a girl who was said to be the living embodiment of love. From the doctor’s first slap, the girl giggled instead of crying and flushed the neighborhood of all its gray. Her smile was a bottomless thing, its roots branching up from her soul, and it beamed so brightly as to cause blindness if it caught you unawares. Her large jade eyes radiated an innocence so pure it momentarily took your breath away. Given her birthright, she was destined to have but one mate throughout her lifetime and that person would live a charmed life ever after.

Or so the story went.
Once, in the gloomy and perpetually rainy City of Alphabet, there was born a girl who was said to be the living embodiment of love. From the doctor's first slap, the girl giggled instead of crying ...
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Greetings from Europa! Forgive the brevity of this broadcast, but I’m really tired after a full evening of shig’umfu, which means "interesting world of another" and is a brand of documentary qik’climajh in which your neighbors must tell the story of your…
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There’s a girl at work who calls herself Shrinking Violetta. In very high demand because she’s the best submissive you’ll ever have the chance to meet. And we’re not talking role play submissive, either. She is the genuine article, a true submissive.
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For most of my life on your world I’ve made my living working in an elegance palace. Before you ask, the place I work at is really nothing more than a bordello. I don’t know who came up with the name elegance palace, but I have to tell you, neither I nor any of the other girls working there find anything elegant about it.
For most of my life on your world I’ve made my living working in an elegance palace. Before you ask, the place I work at is really nothing more than a bordello. I don’t know who came up with the na...
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There’s a girl at work who calls herself Shrinking Violetta. In very high demand because she’s the best submissive you’ll ever have the chance to meet. And we're not talking role play submissive, either. She is the genuine article, a true submissive.
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Mundane Randomness From A Screenwriter Who Should Know Better.
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Of all the tales woven on these interwebz, few are more strange as that of Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys.  Cursed, apparently, on the ferry to Isle of Staten during the Winter of our discontent for denying the existence of his hybrid Human/Muse progeny and compelled to forever navigate between the worlds of the Mundane and Mankind, and subsequently known in all the strange and wonderful lore of both realms as…  HED (Hermetic, Extremely Dangerous).

If encountered, never feed from your bare hand.

Bragging rights
I've tugged on Superman's cape, spat into the wind, pulled the mask of the old Lone Ranger and gave Jim a right bollicking.
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