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Saloni Agarwal
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A freerunning apartment? Yes please!
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The Top 7 Worst Website Names - If you know of any others, please leave them in the comments section below.
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*A Cow based Economics Lesson;

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
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so Cute......
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Mari Smith originally shared:
 
Status conscious? Check out this social media flowchart. heheee - this is actually really well done and surprisingly accurate. ha!! Well, ahem, tongue-in-cheek accurate. I'm sharing on G+, so let's see if anyone will actually see it?! :)

The image was created by +Daryl Lang on BreakingCopy.com; see his fun blog post here:
http://www.breakingcopy.com/social-media-flowchart-status

(Btw, I just discovered this flowchart image when a friend shared on my Facebook profile. I always like to identify the exact source of images and provide proper credit. With this image, the owner can clearly be seen in the lower right. But I also wanted to find the exact location so used the fairly new Ninja trick of dragging and dropping an image right into the Google images search box. http://images.google.com - with images on Facebook, the drag n drop works whether from the lightbox or not. Coolio!!)
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Education
  • Pokhara University
    Marketing, 2007 - 2009
  • Jyoti Nivas College
    Finance, 2003 - 2006
  • Modern Indian School
    Commerce, 2001 - 2001
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  • RCDP International
    Communication Officer, present
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