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halfnibble
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web development software front-end database JavaScript HTML5 CSS3 Sass
web development software front-end database JavaScript HTML5 CSS3 Sass

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

long, awkward pause

Java

A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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Replace "Palm" with "BlackBerry" and "Windows Mobile" with "Android"

#BlackBerry has duplicated Palm. They had a superior mobile OS, didn't maintain it, alienated developers, and switched to an outside OS.

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Something about green text on a black background... #retro #vintage
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Sometimes, I feel like I spend most of my time waiting for slow internet. How is this still an issue in 2017?

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Fortune Magazine, 1965. "Save your punched cards...they may become collector's items!" Living Computers, you agree?
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Reason #1 to strictly adhere to an 80 character line width:
It forces you to rethink deeply nested #code into modular helper methods.

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My 4-year-old is drawing #horses. Aren't these adorable?
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