Required viewing for those who won't heed my warnings about Ryan Gosling being just so sick and dangerous (oh hi +Royale Ziegler and +Jennifer Cady).

Watch closely. The ‘Ling pulls his patented elevator corner move, which he’s used a thousand times before, to get it on with Shia LaBeouf's ex. See how he does that? Sure, maybe it’s hot, but you’re not seeing what he does to that guy in the jacket. Ry pops out his eyeballs and peels them like grapes, using just his fingernails, all while the poor dude screams and bleeds and Carey just stands there smiling, in some kind of blissed out trance.

Anyway. The guy’s not right.
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