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Hiya there! I just wanted to conduct a census of the general population on this community. Please enter what gender you identify as below. I think the results might be interesting. Thank you, and have a great day.
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Sam K.

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Salutations, people of Kik! Comment allez-vous? I'm a 15 year old attack helicopter, and no, I am not looking for girls only. I'm just your normal slightly masochistic nerd that enjoys studying and the sort. If I appear to be a bit quirky, it's probably because I am, but when has that ever hurt anyone? (Except for that one incident in second grade, but we don't talk about that any more.) You can hit me up on Kik at hardonforhadrons. Or don't. I'm a post, not a cop.
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Hello everyone,
I left Kik for a little bit after I realised that it was a humongous waste of time. And then I realised that the entire point of Kik was to waste time. Which brings me back to this forsaken community full of emos, RP'ers, people way too young to even attempt to sext, and unwanted dick pics. But this is okay, because, to be truthful, are any of us any better? We can't be rude to someone just because of their ideas. We can admonish someone for posting a dick pic and question a 10 year old's morals when he asks for "dirty chat only," but remember that there is still another person on the other side of the monitor that simply didn't know better and in no way meant to hurt anyone. Thank you for reading this unnecessarily long PSA and keeping this community alive somewhat. Ciao!
Your friendly individual worried about where the human race is heading,
HardonForHadrons
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Sam K.

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Dear community,
     I may not be a girl, but I feel that it's a real turnoff when you say that you're hard or something like that. If there are girls that are willing to "trade" or have dirty chat, I have a feeling that they aren't on G+ looking for Kik friends.

Sincerely, TheFauxtographer
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Same thing I'm saying 💯
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Sam K.

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Hey, Sam here, and I'd like to talk to you all about something I like to call human decency. I understand if you are really lonely to the point of wanting nudes, but please don't ask people for nudes if they don't want to supply them. And if you do ask, at least to get to know them first. Ask them what colour their eyes are, and what they like to do in their spare time. Also, if you are going to be a pervert, at least attempt to hide it. (cough Daniel Warden cough)

With love,
TheFauxtographer
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Yea.... Correct wor.... Why people always wanna show their ' P ' or talks dirty with strangers?? Really don't understand them... So desperado??? It's a totally turn off for me...... 
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He's back. The incredibly handsome, undeniably smart, and overwhelmingly humble Sam!
M/15 @TheFauxtographer
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I mean welcome back. Have a cup of tea with biscuits if you will.
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Greetings. I enjoy long walks on the beach and romantic dates. But instead, I stay at home and Kik random people.
HMU @TheFauxtographer
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Sam K.

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WANTED
Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24/7 for fascist psychopath for no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
Kik: hardonforhadrons
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Kik me I'm Kiwibanana657
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Hello there! I was thinking that everyone was tired of scrolling through the constant stream of thirsty dudes and "share this to 3 communities in the next 5 minutes" posts so I came up with the idea of a friendly group chat. A nice place where you can talk about video games, anime, which FOB member you want to do, and a plethora of other things. If you feel that you would be interested in such a group chat, feel free to Kik hardonforhadrons and inquire about the group chat. See you there!
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Anyone want to play some party games? Skype me at blvdbroken.
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Skype me later
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Hey guys and gals, Sam here. Boredom is shitty, but at least we can be bored together!
15/M HMU @TheFauxtographer
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That sounds fine.
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Just an experiment. Anyone who plays DOTA 2 kik TheFauxtographer and anyone who plays League kik BlvdBroken
When you kik, tell why you think the other one is shit ;)
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