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Best. Meme. Ever.
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you never know!
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Pi is epic
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im the first one to +1 this!
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No, fucktard. Do you even know how it works?
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I haven't shared anything yet in this community so here we go.

If you know what creepy pastas are, this is one of the creepiest, especially narrarated by this dude, MrCreepyPasta.

Don't watch this if you plan on going to sleep tonight.
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Along with Lost Silver.
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ICE CREAM!!!!! funniest ever!
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I am a koala that eats albino polar bears. Nothing out of the ordinary. Enjoys sipping martinis while looking off into the sunset.
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survived elementary school, is epic, wants to be theoretical physicist (if you know what that means).
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