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The one pound note? The ONE pound note??? Who's on the £50? Christopher fucking Wren???? That asshole OWES me £50!!!
#newton #isaacnewton #money   #history   #humor   #christopherwren  
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You think you know me? You bitches don't know me. I'm from the streets, man. The mean streets of Woolsthorpe-by-Colsterworth — #Lincolnshire represent! #isaacnewton  #science #history #humor
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If I have seen further it is by standing on the corpses of my enemies.
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Yo momma so fat, F=G(m1*m2/r2) where m is yo momma's ass.
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Plato is my friend — Aristotle is my friend — but my greatest friend is opium. Mmmmm.... opium.
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Me? Die a virgin? I get more ass than a privy seat. #asif #17thcenturywhores
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Oh, fuck this fucking Jew. I could think rings around this asshole. You think you can fuck with MY equations? Why don't you come down to Cambridge and try that shit. "Attribute of curved spacetime" my ass.
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You think you fuckers can break my Third Law? FUCK YOU. "Negative mass" my ass. #physics
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That's SIR Isaac Newton. I didn't spend a whole night fucking Queen Anne in the arsehole to be called "Mister." #QueenAnneIsAWhore
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I would purchase Leibniz' latest book, but I can already acquire donkey shit for free. #ohsnapp #fuckleibniz #noreallyFUCKLEIBNIZ
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