It occurred to me this afternoon that I know a bunch of good "real life, see you often" people to put on a Post Apoc Survivor Team.
At least, by my reckoning they are.
Then I thought "I sure do miss fantasy sports, but don't actually give a rat's arse about professional sports".
Therefore, I put this forward as an exercise for the reader.
From the ranks of Celebrity (National, Local, A string or Z string), Pro and Amateur Sports, and any other names set forth by the media, assemble a team of 5 renowned persons who would make it a long way through a Fallout style representation of the aftermath of a nuclear war. These people are not local folks you know personally, and you are not allowed on your own team. You are choosing 5 celebs, and they go out into the wastes to rebuild humanity (or destroy it, I guess... whatever).
Granted, this is vague at best, but assume you'll be scrounging for food and weapons, there will be no gasoline to speak of, but plenty of mutated giant insects and genetic monstrosities.
I'll be interested to see who is on your dream team.