So hey Google+. Facebook updated their News Feed and it really sucks, and then I remembered you exist. So, what's been happening? Anything? Still feels like you're a high school production of something that won a Pulitzer but in your hands all you can see are kids in moustaches and cardboard sets. Oh that's cute. You are suggesting I add Mark Zuckerberg to my circles. That's very meta. Well, this visit to Brooklyn to see you hipsters wasting money and sitting around doing nothing sure has been fun, but I need to return to reality now. Okay. Bye. Don't call me.
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