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Keeping Christmas without keeping the tree. 

"I know it seems contrary to remove decorations in order to focus more on the party, but technically speaking, it’s not so much the party that’s important but the Host."

Read more: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/thecrescat/2015/01/begone-you-wilted-bane-of-my-existence-i-can-still-celebrate-christmas-without-you.html#ixzz3Nx79uvME
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What's your completely irrational fear? 
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"Single people are bombarded with advice on how to fix their situation constantly. This advice is always given in stages. When one fails we’re encouraged to move on to the next. Below are the stages of prayer advice, in order, that we most often hear."

From discouraging, to depressing, to level Boss! 
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Guess what... it's that time of year again. Brace yourselves, craptastic nativity scenes are coming. Today's installment... Doctor Who Nativity, complete with Wise Ood.   
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"If it’s going to require more than a glass of wine and a trip to confession, fuggedaboutit."

Fire and wine. What can go wrong... 
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"Momma, you work! Trust me, you work.

Whether you’re a mom who labors for a paycheck or not, if you have kids, you work. Period. Every mother is a “working” mother."
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"...each person should ask themselves before joining an online match making service is if they ready to share their life with other people. Like really ready? Beard hair on the sink, toilet seat up, sees you without your makeup ready? Or are they just caught up in the emotional pity party that typical leads up to Valentine’s Day?"

Read more: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/thecrescat/2014/12/dear-crabby-should-i-try-online-dating-sites.html#ixzz3N8EDG16b
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Sweet Baby Cheeses, that's one craptastic nativity! Be sure to check out The Crescat every day for a new super tacky, craptastic nativity scene featured daily. 
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"Thanksgiving is next week. You know what that means.
Single ladies, brace yourselves. Annoyingly intrusive questions about your personal life are coming to a Thanksgiving dinner table near you."

It's pass the rolls and mind your own business season again. Be prepared with Rent an Ex-Felon Boyfriend this year!  
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Is the idea of a restful Sunday almost laughable? Yeah, God turned water into wine and invented take-out for that. 

The Gospel according to The Crescat... 
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Well, the Extraordinary Synod for the Family, has ended, and not surprisingly single parents have gotten the same sort of polite inattention from the Catholic bishops that we are used to getting in the pews.
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Have her in circles
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“You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.” –Evelyn Waugh.
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