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So let’s see, there has been so much happening since I last wrote I
don’t even know where to begin. I’ll start with the obvious. Monkey and I are happy,
very happy in fact. We are always marveling at how we never argue. Of course
just saying that ...
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Ohhh, So Close
Let's cut right to the chase. Monkey told you all in her last post that she was thinking about one-upping me on the fake marriage proposal that I so expertly pulled off a few months ago. Well, she tried anyway. You see my birthday was a week ago and coming ...
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Turning the page
Way too long since my last post but things have been very busy in the Pretzel and Monkey household. So let's see, Grandma Monkey and Mama Monkey have hit the air and gone back to the old country leaving us to a house of peace and quiet. A nice change but we...
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Monkey Jitters
Monkey worked all day on Valentines Day so I was left just hanging and waiting for the evening to come. We had great plans, dinner at one of the most romantic and delicious restaurants in the area followed by a trip to the sack for a gift swap and some aggr...
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Pink Skies at Night
Life here in the Monkey house has changed  since Monkey's brother passed away. It's become a cross between a mourning period, a desire to just be normal, and a degree of muting the reality in order to soften the blow to Little Monkey. It won't be the same f...
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The Battle Begins
Monkey and I have officially declared war. No no, not the kind where we are mad at each other but the kind where one of us will win and one of us will surrender. Her last post is what set it off. First of all I didn't see it coming, she did it quickly in re...
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Never Again Until The Next Time
Monkey and I play this silly card game called Crazy Eights. I've mentioned it once before in another post and I probably talked about how she just can't seem to lose. Well I've had enough. Oh sure, I may win one out of every four or five games, I really don...
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Diamonds and Pearls
Monkey here: So it’s been a while since I posted on here to naturally disagree with my pretzel. But what can I say other then he’s a really smart man who for some reason constantly tends to overdramatize and magnify his side of the story. For example, YES I...
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The Normal Life
Wow time flies. Two weeks since my last post and much longer since Monkey has graced us with her particular style. It's easy to fall into complacency and hold off posting a blog until there is some event of significance in our crazy life. Well, I'm glad to ...
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I Must Be Bananas
The week has been interesting and fun to say the least. Little monkey has been home from school all but one day this week with strep throat and school closings combining to create a bonanza of daytime TV for me. Another episode of Momma and Poppa Pig will p...
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Black Clouds
Life is sweet, or so it can be anyway. Life can also be harsh, very harsh in fact. I haven't posted in awhile. We've had a tragedy in our life and for those of you that read this, I'm sorry but I'm going to use this post as a chance to release a little emot...
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Walking Vibrator
Monkey here: Once again Pretzel has left out some details that I would
like to discuss for a minute. The vibrator…. First of all we were getting ready to work on
the last floor in the house, so the furniture was scattered everywhere and I
couldn’t get to th...
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The creator of the Pretzel and Monkey dialog documenting the crazy relationship of two people that have everything going against them but yet they push on.


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