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Water Cooler Convo this morning
This is what life is like. “Microwaves, eh?” “What’s that?” “They always heat things so unevenly.” “Oh.  Yeah, I guess
so.” “Sometimes I heat up my lunch and it’s only hot on the top.” “I see.” “And then other times it’s boiling on the bottom and cold on
to...
This is what life is like. “Microwaves, eh?” “What’s that?” “They always heat things so unevenly.” “Oh.  Yeah, I guess so.” “Sometimes I heat up my lunch and it’s only hot on the top.” “I see.” “And then ot...
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They should
stop calling them “battles” and start calling them “blood orgies”.   The hippies used to say:  “What
if they gave a war and nobody came?”   But if you asked, "What if they had a blood orgy and nobody came?" it would be a double-entendre. Tee hee.
They should stop calling them “battles” and start calling them “blood orgies”.   The hippies used to say:  “What if they gave a war and nobody came?”   But if you asked, "What if they had a blood orgy and nobody came?...
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Terms of Ensmearment: A Love Story
Marzak and Glibaka were both successful prefects of the All-Ingesting Inter-Galactic Hivelord of Zizax Prime when they were introduced through the dating site www.selectivemate.com . The Outlanders fled w hen the Bloodsnake invaded,  devouring all in its pa...
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This isn't true, but it is "true" Note: I don't actually have an ancestor who surrendered to the Germans in World War I.  I only wish I did. To my surprise, I recently found out that one of my distant relatives served in...
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