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Zac B.
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Ambitious, dry-humored, wisecracking, sarcastic, and all-round stark-raving eccentric filmmaker
Ambitious, dry-humored, wisecracking, sarcastic, and all-round stark-raving eccentric filmmaker

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For more wisecracks from yours truly, follow me on the Tweeter: https://twitter.com/TheSnarkKnight7
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Here's an unused version of the thumbnail used for the Zak Attack Unleashed review of Disney's Frozen. Originally I wanted to make a reference to Suburban Commando, but in the end I wound up using an alternate version of the thumbnail.

Once again, special thanks to Ku Kuru Yo for commissioning this piece. And possibly any other future commissions for this site. lol

http://kukuruyoart.deviantart.com/
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The debate is over. We can now officially lay this argument to rest. #hanshotfirst

https://twitter.com/TheWookieeRoars/status/705043238382604288
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“I don't vote. Two reasons. First of all it's meaningless; this country was bought and sold a long time ago. The shit they shovel around every 4 years pfff doesn't mean a fucking thing. Secondly, I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around – they say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right to complain', but where's the logic in that? If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote, who in fact did not even leave the house on election day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with. So I know that a little later on this year you're going to have another of those really swell presidential elections that you like so much, you enjoy yourselves it'll be a lot of fun. I'm sure that as soon as the election is over your country will improve immediately. As for me, I'll be home that day doing essentially the same thing as you. The only difference is, when I get finished masturbating I'm gonna have a little something to show for it folks." -George Carlin
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Zak Attack Unleashed: Disney's Frozen
Now a  lot of people (family and friends specifically) seem to think I have this strange obsession-like hate for Disney’s Frozen .  And honestly I wouldn’t say it’s an “obsession”, or even a “hate” really. More like a… fascination, if you will. And a slight...
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I Have a Dream That Everyone's a Winner (Part 3)
Ultimately,  despite whatever I've said here in this rant,  I honestly couldn't care less about the Oscars. Personally I've always viewed the Awards themselves as rather just an appeal to semantics. Plus when you get right down to it, films are subjective a...
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Freedom of Speech Decoded: A Response to Franny Ramsey
Franchesca Ramsey. You may remember her name being mentioned in my previous rant,  I Have a Dream That Everyone's a Winner (Part 2) . As I recall I described her as being a - oh what was it? Ah yes! I believe it was,  "pseudo-intellectual harpy"  Well zippi...
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"Is PC culture anti-free speech?"

NAAAH, whatever gave you that impression? :)
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I Have a Dream That Everyone's a Winner (Part 2)
Next, let's look at Mark Ruffalo's response. If there are any Hulk fans out there, you may want to check your fanboy blinders at the door. This one's gonna get a little heated. “I woke up in the morning thinking, ‘what is the right way to do this?’ Because ...
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