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Jennifer Turner
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My Adventures in Online Dating Part 3: He followed me home and I don't want to keep him
 Disclaimer: There are positive stories to come, the next installment in fact.  I met "Jerry" on Plenty of Fish and we seemed to hit it off. Soon after we started talking he announced that he was sick of the site and deleting his account. He wanted my phone...

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My Adventures in Online Dating Part 2: My first stalker a.k.a Rejects from the Jersey Shore
 I have spent three years on dating sites and have come away with some fabulous war stories. I have been told that I should write them down. I present to you My Adventures in Online Dating. I have already posted one war story and there's plenty more to come...

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No, I'm Not Faking It!
A couple of nights ago, the boy and I decided to try out the Chili's in Arroyo Grande. The night already had a foreboding feel to it. There was the headache inducing pop music blaring and a family happily ignoring their spawn as they blared cartoons through...

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The Tale of the Laundry Locust
She told me that God loved me and I threw her out of the office. I have nothing wrong with God loving me. I have everything wrong with the woman who told me this. When you have an agitated woman visit your office five times a day, daily, you kind of lose yo...

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I have had this song stuck in my head for the last few days. Gone and done it..indeed.

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