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Laurence Simon
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aka R. Crap Mariner and SecondLie in Second Life
aka R. Crap Mariner and SecondLie in Second Life

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Oh. Right. This thing still exists.

I spam my stories to Twitter, Facebook, and Google Plus. However, I spam them to their respective dedicated @100wordstories account or page.

So, you won't see much out of me here. Which, I suppose, is a good thing, since I tend to ramble and rant semi-coherently. And drool.

I'm going to stop spamming this account with 100 Word Stories posts. They're now just going to appear on the 100 Word Stories Google Plus feed.

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When we say NEVER AGAIN!
Some assholes say NEVER TELL US AGAIN!
Some assholes say NEVER HAPPENED!
Some assholes say AGAIN!
Some assholes say all three.
And some assholes say nothing.
To hell with all of those assholes.
And if you're one of those assholes.
To hell with you.

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When the Devil is near, radios and telephones pick up nothing but static. WiFi, too. He likes to go to Starbucks, just to mess with the hipsters on their Macbooks and iPads and iPhones. Of course, the same thing happens when you go into a tunnel. Radio…

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Allison filled the super-soaker with holy water. Joe grabbed a pair of hand mirrors from the drugstore. Ed has a hammer and a fanny pack full of wooden stakes. Sally looked at them all and growled. “We’re hunting mummies, not vampires!” She lit a torch.…
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