Apologies to Steven Spielberg, et. al. --

America: "The situation is totally unacceptable."
President Obama: "Well America, I guess that just about wraps it up."
The Tea Parties: "Where is the economy?"
President Obama: "I thought we settled this. The economy is somewhere very safe."
America: "From who?"
The Tea Parties: "The economy is a source of unspeakable prosperity and it has to be unleashed!"
President Obama: "And it will be. I assure you America, Bitter Clinger Teabagger Racists. We have top men working on it right now."
America: "Who?"
President Obama: "Top... Men."
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