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Those who have found me from Facebook, I want to say:

Welcome to Google Plus

Within the coming weeks, I will move fully from Facebook to Google Plus.  I should have done this over a year ago, but most everyone I know is on Facebook.  I'm tired of crappy options getting forced upon me by half-wits that call themselves programmers (i.e. Facebook programmers).  On top of that, when someone tries to make like easier for us (Social Fixer), Facebook forces the programmer to "dummy" his program.

Thanks for the memories, Facebook...but I won't miss you.

I figured it out.  If this Machete Kills doesn't go over well, Charlie Sheen can always claim he wasn't in the movie.  Brilliant!!!

Watching Carlos Estevez is like watching someone with dual personality disorder.  You never know which one you're looking at...Carlos Estevez or Charlie Sheen.

So if Charlie Sheen is "winning", does that mean Carlos Estevez is "losing?"

I know I don't post much on Google+...most of my time has been on Facebook, and to be honest, I'm getting burned out on that site between the constant posts of recipes (have enough for about three cook books) and the kitty/puppy photos.  

So, I think it is time for me to get serous with this Google+ account and see what I can and can't do with it.  I've said for the longest time that I want to move from Facebook to Google+, but never pulled the trigger on it.  Part of that reason is that most of my friends and family are on Facebook, but not on Google+.  I'm going to work on that more in the coming weeks so I can transition to Google+. 

Here's how strange my mind can get when I have nothing better to do:

If two people are having sex with one is using a Trojan condom.  If the condom breaks and the other person gets an STD, would that be called a Trojan virus?

Now you know why I try to keep myself busy.

Hi, my name is Robert Travis Kirton. Since 2008, the people of Detroit have suffered through hardships while being promised that their economic future will improve. Recently, however, the good people of Detroit have had enough. They have demanded from their mayor that he does his job: to go to Washington D.C. and get "their fair share of the bacon."

People should never be deprived of their fair share of the bacon. I want to help these people get what they so desperately need, but I need your help.

Your donation of $5, $10, $20 or more will go a long way to helping these people. The proceeds from your donation will buy enough Hormel bacon to fill a semi, thus finally allowing Detroit to get their fair share of the bacon.

Please, won't you help. People should never have to suffer by being deprived of bacon.

Thank you.

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I'm watching Family Guy on Adult Swim when this bumper appears:

"392 years ago today, 102 passengers set sail aboard the Mayflower for the New World.  The 90 foot ship crossed rough waters and was blown 500 miles off course from its original destination of Virgina due in part to the failure of the iPhone's 4G network connection.

This Moment of Tech Failure was bought to you by The Luddites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite)"

Posted by one of my Facebook friend:

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." 

I said "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", 

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. 

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!"

Okay...what the hell is up with Google.  I did have a game called Uno Boost that was part of Google+ Games.  Now it is no longer available.

This bites, Google.  At least Facebook actually has games that are around for a long time (and you know how much I hate Facebook...so if I'm praising them, you know Google really screwed up.)
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