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Hey! I'm Maryland, or Maria Kirkland Jones, sister/daughter (depending on how you look at it) of America (Alfred) Foster Jones and England (Arthur) Kirkland. ((To the people who don't understand, I roleplay as the state of Maryland. Also, credit to the awesome person who drew my profile pic. ^_^))
Hey! I'm Maryland, or Maria Kirkland Jones, sister/daughter (depending on how you look at it) of America (Alfred) Foster Jones and England (Arthur) Kirkland. ((To the people who don't understand, I roleplay as the state of Maryland. Also, credit to the awesome person who drew my profile pic. ^_^))

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Guess who thought she was gonna be super active on Google+ during the Summer but then wasn't because she's a lazy bum and now school has started again?

//holds up thumbs//

THIS MUN!))
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"If you want to know more about me!"

If you actually care about me and my life WHICH U DON'T))
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Haha haven't posted in the community yet so I shall do that now.

Here's a question for ya: Who's your favorite country, and why? It can be more than one, but no more than three.))

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this is good SOMEONE WRITE/DRAW THIS ITS TOO AMAZING))
someone plz tell me there's a porno or lemon where person a is like I got an a on the test and person b is like yeah well I got a d wanna trade and their like hell yeah i want the d and then they start making out
I will cry tears of joy if this exists
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ugh my art portfolio for the high schOol I want to apply to is due in January I 'm gONNA eXPLODE HELP mmme))
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Maria gives a loud, dramatic sigh as she cleans out her school binder, throwing almost everything away.

"Just two more months..." She mumbles to herself, pulling out forgotten math homework from last semester. "Two more months..."
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"Holy crapola, I haven't been online in sooooo long...." sighs

"Well, in other news, I'm 18 now!" throws random confetti

"i'll try to be more active, but I can't make any promises. School ends for the mun ((Tumblr terms, ik xD)) in about 2 months! Plus, Spring Break's next week!"
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GOOGLE I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU KEEP SCREWING WITH YOUTUBE

Sorry to Annabelle Johnson (AKA Sly), I haven't replied to your RP comment. everytime I try to reply, it says that I logged out, even though I'm quite obviously logged in.

And I can't comment on videos either, it does the same thing. I HATE the new YT comment section. The amount of spam now is off the charts.

STOP. CHANGING. YOUTUBE. JUST STOP.

No, no rant this time, that is for another day~
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Trigger warning, there's swearing!

A'ight assholes, sit the fuck down and let Maryland take you to school. slams ruler on desk

I'm all for animal rights, even if I'm not a vegetarian. I think it's terrible how they treat animals at the slaughter house. And I'm all for what PETA fights for.

Just... Not the way they go about doing it.

I'm sure you're all aware of the dumbass flash games that PETA puts out every once in awhile (although they are a bit entertaining), and most of you probably know about their newest flash game, Pokémon: Red, White, and Blue (Gotta free em all!). 

Yes, you've heard me right, they're fighting for the rights... of Pokémon.

What the actual fuck, PETA.

Yes, instead of focusing on REAL issues, REAL animals that are suffering... PETA is fighting... For the rights... Of fucking POKÉMON. POKÉMON. FICTIONAL ANIMALS (emphasis on FICTIONAL) THAT COULD NEVER EXIST IN REAL LIFE.

Hell, they're not even animals, really. They're MONSTERS. Pocket. Monsters. POCKET. MONSTERS.

MOTHERFUCKING POKÉMON GOD DAMNIT.

WHY? There is literally NOTHING to fight for here! They are fictional beings from a video game that have electricity and earth powers and water powers and FAIRY powers! Like a lot of people have been saying, if Pokémon was real, human beings wouldn't stand a chance.

So, PETA claims that Pokémon encourages kids to use and abuse animals as if they were toys or some shit like that. (Sorry, I don't have the facts in front of me) As AlphaOmegaSin has said, after I play a round of Pokémon, it's not like I get up and start shoving rare candies into my cat's mouth and take him out to some tall grass to battle some wild squirrel.

And then, to make it even more terrible, they go and say that people eat Pokémon at McDonald's????????

They. Are. Fucking. MONSTERS. WITH. MAGICAL. POWERS.

I doubt we'll be getting even a little nibble of Pikachu anytime soon.

And they support Team Plasma... Wow. No comment there.

They also compliment themselves in the game and have Pokémon swoon over them wow arrogant much.

So, basically, to sum this stupid rant up, I fully support what PETA is fighting for, I just wish that they would actually save sme fucking animals instead of worrying about fictional monsters.



Stupid rant is stupid. I just needed to get this off my chest.))
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MD: HAHAHA THAT'S TOO FUNNY

TS(admin): ...We're not dead >:D
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