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162: "It's F**k Or Treasure Hunt" - Million Dollar Mystery (1987)
Oh man, oh man.  We just found my new favorite movie.  Million Dollar Mystery stars a cast of dozen C-level comedians in a straight rip-off of It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World...and it's awesome.  SNL alum Rich Hall co-stars as Vietnam vet Slaughter Buzzard ...
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161: "If You Think It's Poop, Give It A Taste" - The Year Without A Santa Claus (2006)
Our final 5 timers club member John Goodman is our subject this week and did you know that in 2006 he starred as Santa in a live action television adaptation of The Year Without A Santa Claus ? 
Also featuring SNL alums Michael McKean as Snow Miser and Chr...
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160: "I Shoulda Smoked Weed" - Rude Awakening (1989)
Welcome back to the show, man.  This week we watched a Buck Henry movie from 1989 starring Eric Roberts and Cheech Marin.  Rude Awakening is about two hippies who hide in the jungle for 20 years only to come back and find out that their friends have all sol...
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So where have I been...again?
So for anyone who cares, a couple months back I made a big deal about coming back to blogging and movie reviews, and then I seemingly dropped back off the mat again. No, I didn't kill myself and set up a time released post with an online suicide note, I jus...
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Upgrade (2018) Review
Editor's Note: This is my old review for Upgrade, which got flagged with a DMCA notice by some fucking asshat who doesn't understand what fair use means. I'm reposting with all the images removed. Also, fuck that guy. For better and for worse, my personal t...
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158: "Miami: The Land Of Cockfights" - Stick (1985)
Burt Reynolds is Ernest "Stick" Stickley in Elmore Leonard's Stick .  Directed by Reynolds, this 80s action movie is pretty decent (and available on YouTube) except for the tacked on love interest, which is the reason we watched the film.  We pulled 5 timer...
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156: "Chekhov's Humping Elephants" - The Love Guru (2008)
It took 156 episodes but we are just finally getting to The Love Guru .  Why are we talking about this 2008 gem starring Mike Myers as a fame hungry self help charlatan?  Because 5 timers club member Justin Timberlake co-stars as Jacques "Le Coq" Grande a C...
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155: "Monkeys Are Different Than Dogs" - Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
We pulled SNL 5 timers club member Drew Barrymore out of the hat so we watched Beverly Hills Chihuahua alone in the dark on a Saturday night.  We make good life decisions.  Chloe is a pampered pooch living the good life when she gets lost in Mexico and forc...
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154: "I Wonder If The Koala Has AIDS" - Sing (2016)
It's time for another jukebox musical.  It's Sing the 2016 animated family comedy from the studio that brought you a bunch of minion backpacks.  5 time SNL host Scarlett Johansson voices a porcupine but we also get SNL cast members Jay Pharoah, Beck Bennett...
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153: "Marconi Plays The Mamba" - Rock Of Ages (2012)
Well, we got 6 minutes into Thomas And The Magic Railroad and were thoroughly perplexed so we switched to our backup Alec Baldwin film Rock Of Ages .  This jukebox musical features your favorite songs from the 80s done in a musical theater style.  You know,...
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