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Me: “Right as you picked up, I realized what the problem is… The plugs are in the wrong jacks.” http://buff.ly/1NBQY6b
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Customer: “Like, three hours. It’s fine, I’ll put it in the car.” #california #sostupid #pets
(I work in the animal department of a big pet store chain.) Me: "Hi, I hear you're looking to buy a fish today!" Customer: "Yeah, I wanted to get my friend one for her birthday." Me: "Okay, d...
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Customer: laughing “Lawrence! Got it. I’ll remember that. You must think I’m so thick.” #england #names #itsupport
(I've always had trouble with people mishearing my name "Lawrence" on the phone, even getting mistaken with my dad's one-syllable name when I was at home. In my job, fewer than half of our callers get...
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Customer: “Hi, this is [Store]. The building next to us has been set fire and the smoke and flames are coming into our building. What do we do?” #london #extrastupid #notalwaysright
(I work for an IT company that, among other things, provides technical support for IT equipment to customers. On company I take calls for has hundreds of small restaurants dotted across the UK. I rece...
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Me: “Um… is this the same account for the check you were going to write?” #canada #stupid #money http://buff.ly/1KEhuc6
(Working for a large retail chain, our manager had decided that we would no longer accept checks, since they usually ended up bouncing. A customer walks up to the counter with an armful of stuff and p...
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Customer: “How dare you sit around in that chair all day, and then start standing up with boxes just like anyone else? People like you make my life so much harder, you know that?” #supermarket #england #illegal http://buff.ly/1LIoWoN
(I use a wheelchair. The shop has customer wheelchairs marked very clearly with the name of the centre the shop is in. I'm supposed to be working on tills, but due to being short staffed, I'm helping ...
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Got something to say? Soon we will have comments enabled on our website! #NotAlwaysRight #News
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Customer: now yelling “Just listen to me and maybe you’ll get it through your thick head! Just copy… my black… and white photos… in COLOUR. #australia #waitwhat #departmentstore
Customer: "I have some old photos that I want printed, but I want them to be in colour." Me: "Okay, sir, we don't actually Photoshop colour into the photos here. You'll have to use a different serv...
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Man: “What are we, in America? There is no room for that crap here. Just shut up and serve me!” #england #retail #notime http://buff.ly/1KEhA3q
(I working in a supermarket in England. I am a very friendly American; most people like it.) Me: "Hello, how are you doing today?" Man: "What are we, in America? There is no room for that crap h...
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Me: “Sir, I think this is plenty. I—” #scotland #retail #notalwaysright http://buff.ly/1OgXMqS
Me: "Okay, sir, that'll be £[Total], please." Customer: *begins rifling through his fanny pack for change* "Oh, god." Me: "You all right?" Customer: "I... just... It won't..." Me: "Do you ...
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Customer: “Don’t be such a heartbreaker, darling. I was just admiring your behind and couldn’t help myself.” #notalwaysright #sweden #hotel
(I'm on my first internship at a hotel restaurant and have received good praise from the boss and the other workers. It's my second day and since it's late November, the restaurant is fully booked for...
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Player: “Man, I’d love to tip you, but I’m still down for the night.” #california #liars #gambling
(I am dealing craps at a casino, and we only have one player at the table. He has won about $500, and keeps ranting about how he has just gotten there, and this is all winnings. After he finally chang...
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