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Lawrence M. Schoen
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I spent the wee hours of this Monday morning have a deep and personal conversation with my insomnia. Ugh. Don't get me started.

Instead, allow me to introduce you to this week's EATING AUTHORS guest, Brian Niemeier. Brian kicks off this year's series of Campbell Award nominee meals. Follow the link below to read his.

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Monday has dared to show itself again, and this time I'm ready for it. And because I'm ready for it that means you're ready for it too. Or at least you will be if you click the link below and check out EATING AUTHORS featuring the amazing account of this week's guest, Ada Palmer

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As you know, Bob, the Nebula Awards Conference is happening this week (I fly out on Wednesday), it's always an exciting time, a chance to reconnect with old friends and to make some new ones. Among...
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Looking out my office window I see trees flowering and hear birds chirping. What the hell?

But forget that, it's Monday, which means another installment of EATING AUTHORS. This week my guest is none other than Nina Post, and she's waiting for you to click this link and read about her most memorable meal!

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Monday has dawned, and I've been running around doing assorted errands all morning. At last I can pause and post this link, so you can indulge in the memory of a meal from this week's EATING AUTHORS guest, Rhonda Eudaly. 

Unless of course you're still running around dealing with your own errands. In which case, no problem, take your time, the link isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

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Even though I'm waking up in Portland, OR this morning, it is nonetheless my solemn responsibility to bring you word of another writer talking about food.

This week's guest on EATING AUTHORS is none other than Kevin Hearne! That's right, I said it, Kevin Hearne. He's here folks, and he's waiting to tell you about his most memorable meal!

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We've hit the middle of March (or close enough for government work), and that's always a good reason for an episode of EATING AUTHORS (not that we need a good reason). 

This week's guest is Kelly Swails, who wants you to know her first novel is less than two months old. Also, sugar cookies! Follow the link, you know you want to.

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I'm back from an amazing (albeit exhausting) few days in Chicago. It was a particularly rigorous trip home, which is code for "taking today off."

Fortunately, I'd prepared today's EATING AUTHORS segment in advance (pedantic side note: doesn't the "pre-" in the word "prepare" always connote doing the thing in advance? Else, what is *paration?). So click below and meet Bishop O'Connell. He has a little something to tell you about his most memorable meal.

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It's the first Monday in May. There should be a prize or something, right? I mean, seriously, I know I did not want to get out of bed this morning. Sigh.

Well, much like the Wizard of Oz, I probably cannot give you the kind of prize you were hoping for, but what I do have for your is pretty special all the same. That's right, it's the new EATING AUTHORS post! And waiting to share her most memorable meal with you is Jenniffer Foehner Wells. Click the link and read all about it.

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Ugh. Seriously, I mean that. I am not ready for a Monday (especially for a Monday where I only just learned I have an evening meeting for the Day Job happening). Ugh.

The only thing that could possibly cheer me up would be if there was an exciting new guest over on EATING AUTHORS this morning. Hey, wait, there is! Oh wow! The day's looking brighter already. Click the link below and you'll see what I mean!

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I am almost over the plague, for which there is much rejoicing. You can help the celebration by clicking the link below and saying a healthy howdy to this week's EATING AUTHORS guest, Norton Award Nominee Fonda Lee!

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There is something bright and yellow and painful up in the sky. Normally, I have no aversion to the sun, but I'm a bit jet lagged, and only arrived home from New Mexico at 5am. 

I should probably still be asleep, but then who would give you the link to this week's EATING AUTHORS guest, Patrice Sarath? I ask you, who? Nobody, that's who. Because no one loves you like I do. We clear on that? Okay, now click the link, an amazing meal awaits you.

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Growing up in southern California, I never really followed that whole "in like a lion, out like a lamb" thing about the month of March, and even though I've been in Philadelphia more than 20 years, I still don't think I understand it. But I do know that lately it semmed the temperatures vary wildly from one day to the next.

Let's call that a segue (sure, why not?) for this week's EATING AUTHORS guest, Larry Hodges, who's waiting for you to follow the link below to read his terrifying and most memorable meal, a tale a of cheeseburgers and table tennis like none you've ever seen!

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I have a Ph.D. in cognitive psychology, and  spent ten years as a college professor. I currently work as the director of research and analytics for a series of mental health and addiction treatment facilities. Additionally, I'm a certified hypnotherapist, using my powers of mind control to help other authors.

I'm also the founder and director of the Klingon Language Institute, which has been a very wild ride. More recently, I began a speculative fiction small press, Paper Golem, aimed at serving the niche of up-and-coming new writers as well as providing a market for novellas.

In 2007, I was nominated for the John W. Campbell Award for best new writer; in 2010 I received a Hugo nomination for best short story; in 2013 I garnered a Nebula nomination for best novella. In fiction I'm probably most known for the series of stories, novelettes, and novels about the Amazing Conroy and his buffalo dog companion, Reggie.

I live near Philadelphia with my wife, Valerie, who is neither a psychologist nor a Klingon speaker.


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  • Kansas State University
    Psychology, 1985 - 1987
  • Kansas State University
    Psychology, 1983 - 1985
  • California State University, Northridge
    Psycholinguistics, 1979 - 1983
  • University of California, Santa Cruz
    Psychology, 1977 - 1978
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