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GM now just listing the vehicles not recalled. So far everything built after the 1937 LaSalle needs to come in for immediate repair.
General Motors announced six new safety recalls Monday — including its single largest this year — involving a total of about 7.55 million vehicles in the U.S.
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Never more proud to be an American...
More than 20 firefighters free exchange student from the artwork Chacán-Pi (Making Love) by Fernando de la Jara in Tübingen
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President Obama, fresh off the Military VA Medical scandal, is visiting the baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY today. He's expected to address the MLB Veteran Committee's largest medical issue.  All of their missing Vaseline with leading suspect Gaylord Perry.
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And in a related story, GM is now recalling more cars than actually have ever been made.
In lawsuit, man seeks damage of 2 undecillion dollars - two followed by thirty-six zeros.
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A little project I was a part of the writing team .  Click!  Episode 3   #brazilian    #swimming   #smooth   #wax   #rent   #anofferyoucantrefuse   #leroyjenkins  
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This Web Series I was a part of might help pass the time while you might be waiting in the bathroom for something else to 'pass.'   But not during any 'waggling.'
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Joining in on the World Cup hype, the Waffle House is proposing a ban on Belgian Waffles and if the U.S. soccer team beats the Belgians on Tuesday they'll considering rewarding patrons with a free waffle followed by a complimentary Hepatitis B vaccine needed after sitting in one of their booths.
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Anxious to get a start on the Obama Administration's new Iraq policy, John Kerry landed in Baghdad this morning to bore the insurgents to death.
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This is another casualty of a lack of a father figure in the house.
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According to a recent NBC News survey, Americans are unsatisfied with their subscription TV service, displeased about their Internet Service, disappointed with their cell phone provider and just generally unable to say they are pleased with anything that isn't smothered in cheese.
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I knew that I never should've let this dude downstairs alone with my pool table.
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. — A man was arrested after he tried to take advantage of an ATM and a picnic table at a local bar, according to police.
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In case you missed it earlier this week, we released the second episode of Click!   Let me help you waste four minutes of your day.   #leroyjenkins   #fall   #click   #shhh   #phocomelia   #smallhands   #bodydisposal   #teambuilding  
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Zumba instructor and amateur Jello Juggler
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  • Life/Comedy
    Pretty Busy, 1971 - present
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm6464538/
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Virginia Beach, VA
Previously
Monroe, Michigan - Goslar, Germany - Berlin Germany
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Not allowed to eat tomatoes if more that 30 minutes away from the house.
Introduction
Construction and comedy do not mix, but I do what I can.  

As a fan of all things funny, Modern Family, It's Always Sunny and Community and are my current favorites, but I am a sucker for The Dick Van Dyke show.  

There are multiple comedy projects that I am working on...and they keep me sane.  

I have been on a stand-up comedy stage a few times, but do most of my writing for others. My favorite hobby is fine tuning the sets of other comedians...helping with material and focusing on what each comedian can an can't do.  

"Know your strengths and improve your weaknesses...or find a way to accept them." -Me

Originally from Michigan, Detroit Sports are where my alliances fall...a life-long Detroit Tigers, Lions and Red Wings fan.  
Bragging rights
Never arrested, survived music in the 80s and has never seen True Blood
Education
  • Michigan
    Pain, 1971 - 1989
  • Germany
    Germans, 1989 - 1994
  • Virginia Zumba Institute
    Pole Dancing, 2009 - 2010
  • One Night in Lumberton
    No comment, 2010 - 2010
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January 7
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