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Macks Botwin
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Attends Mercer County Community College
Lived in Glassboro, NJ
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People need to hurry up and get on this, my friends list is too miniscule. I don't like it. It doesn't make me feel important.
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just saw this macks but im your friend!
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Have him in circles
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Spitting that ill shit
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  • Rhymesaying
    Syllabel Swordsman, 7000 - present
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Glassboro, NJ - Trenton, NJ - Ewing, NJ - Hamilton, NJ - Keyport, NJ
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Ill Rhyme Sayer
Introduction
Im Macks. Im the shit. If you didnt know.
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Archduke Macks Ulysses Mordecai Percival Richard Franz Phineas Wilhelm Merryweather Botwin XXV Esq. aka Botwin the Stoned, was born to and raised by wolves in the jungles of Jerusalem. Trained in the art of Pot Kun Do, Macks was a cunning young man with knowledge of the Herb, which lead him to great endeavors and profit. During the Great Flood, Macks aided his people and lead them to new heights. Literally. He was passing out weed and Ding Dongs on the Ark. After the waters had receded, and people were so stoned that they had forgotten everything that even happened, Macks moved to greener pastures. He had his own farm in which he was able to sustain himself and his experimental crops. As troubled times approached, and the Wars began, Macks left his farm behind and enlisted in the military, fighting the Redcoats and Sandanistas in the Antarctic. He returned shortly there after with three Purple Hearts and the prestigious award of El Sanchez de Sucio ("The Defender of All That is Holy and Sacred, Under the Power of His Omnipotence" award.) While at War, he had discovered Excalibur and pulled it out of... wait, what who was I talking about again? Oh, yeah. Macks had joined Black Sabbath as the washboard player, but would later leave the band due to "artistic differences." He was the brains behind the New Deal and Reaganomics, which lead him to be Knighted by King J.Z. Carter the First. He invented flavored cellophane and a motorized hand. You know, for those lonely nights. Macks also had an estranged marriage to Madonna. He now spends his time donating to kids in need of weed, rapping, writing orchestras, and holding box social events. He also enjoys candlelit dinners, sophisticated conversation and moonlit walks on the beach.
Education
  • Mercer County Community College
    Plant Science, present
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Male
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Widowed
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SlapsfatBacks, Rezin Fingaz