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Selma Wolfe
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Writes books about women who kick ass, and men who are into that. You can find me at selmawolfe dot gmail dot com
Writes books about women who kick ass, and men who are into that. You can find me at selmawolfe dot gmail dot com

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User's Guide to Your New Invisible Illness
So, I've been having some medical issues. First off, I'll just say that they're not mental health issues, because that is a whole nother department that I am not qualified to talk about. It's non-mental (whatever the word for that is), invisible, uncurable ...

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In Which I Cheat
Disney sequels, my pretty! Three of them at the trot, because I... I can't... <iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/143630957&amp;auto_play=false&amp;h...

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I Have Returned! And I Come Bearing Kitty Pictures
HELLO MY LOVES, I HAVE TRAVERSED MANY TUNDRAS, BATTLED MANY FOES, SLAIN THE HYDRA, AND RETURNED TO YOU. Around December, my life went crazy(er). I bought a house, got a promotion at my day job, got an awful lot more work at my day job... Etc. The house was ...

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Selma Ruins The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug
"So are we the same person, or...?"

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Selma Ruins Frozen
From the creators of "Tangled". You don't say. A brief interlude in our series of Disney sequel reviews - a new Disney Princess movie is out in theaters, so of course I couldn't resist going to see how we've progressed from Tangled . The answer is: We have ...

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Disney Sequelester - Mulan II
Well, this sure is a movie. All the village girls are in love with Mulan because they want Mulan to teach them how to fight. I like this beginning. On the utterly crap side, Mulan immediately demurs that "but I'm still learning myself!" Mulan, you defeated ...

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Disney Sequelester - The Lion King 1 1/2
Something that's never really come up thus far in our sequel adventures is the topic of the sidekicks. That's mostly because, well, the movies have bigger problems. I've touched a little on my dislike of the Genie, but that's about it, and that's because Ro...

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Those Seven Highly Effective People Probably Had More Time Than Me
Or was it people that just happened to have seven super special awesome chocolate-covered habits? Oh well. You've probably noticed that the blog's slowed down a bit lately (sorry! Lion King 1/2 is coming in the next couple days, I swear!). That's because my...

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Want an army of ninjas? Train the girls yourself.
So let's say it's 1561 and you're in Japan. This is the Sengoku Period; also known as the "Warring States Period". It pretty much does what it says on the tin. Your husband gets murdered, so you're passed off into the custody of your brother-in-law (thanks ...

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Disney Sequelester - Atlantis: Milo's Return
STOP DREAMWORKS-SMIRKING AT ME, YOU SUCK AND YOUR MOVIE SUCKS TOO Before we dive our arms up to the elbows in the guts of this movie (you're welcome for that lovely and accurate visual), let me tell you a story, my darlings. It's a story of loss and hope an...
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