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Gabriel Fitzpatrick
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I'm genuinely beginning to forget what it was even like to enjoy this network... whatever intellectualism and verve it once had is altogether gone, replaced with the pissy pedantry that was always a background din and no longer has anything redeeming to drown it out.
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I actually went looking for you the other day. I thought maybe the algorithm was hiding your posts. I saw that you hadn't posted anything publicly or that would show in my circles for a while... I thought maybe you had gone into game submersion.

I apologized because I think I hang out in that land of pedantry, (unintentionally).
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Only 4 people appear in my stream right now, presumably due to the algorithm:

+Sterling Leavitt 
+John Lewis 
+Anne-Marie Clark 
annnnnnd +T. Pascal 

That's it. Tell me again about how the algorithm works perfectly well and I'm just being a dick to all the hardworking orphans at the Google sweatshops.
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I can not even spell algorithm
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"All I'm saying is there's a reason Cap's in charge and it rhymes with falcoholic"

"So basically Captain America is the lifelong designated driver?"

My comic book friend and I have been arguing about Iron Man v Captain America for over a decade. I'm winning.
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Delightful!
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Oo new, even more hideous money. I'll give anyone who sends me one of those two thousand Czech Crowns, no questions asked.
 
So I left the US shortly after this happened and I never saw one of these in the wild. Have you seen one of these bills?

What have you done!? This looks almost as colorful as Costa Rican money.
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+John Lewis I love coke dealers. They're like moonshiners but with insanely slim naked chicks putting stuff in baggies... or something.
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Common sense has much of the former but little to none of the latter.
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by definition as a term
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So... when condoms are on sale, that makes me conflicted.
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Is your "conflicted" like my "conflicted"?

I go into Costco and see a really good deal on salad dressing but then I have to wonder how long does it take 2 adults to consume a gallon of ranch dressing before we get sick of it or it goes bad? And where the hell do you store two gallons of ranch dressing? 
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Does anyone know of a functional alternative to anti-histamines? The industrial age hasn't 100% made it to Czech Republic and I'm fucking dying as the flowers start to bloom here.
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+deborah rabbit white I'll keep the option in mind ^.^
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+Shen Hart always has the most unkind stereotypes of my erstwhile homeland. It's deeply hurtful stuff. If I were capable of feeling feelings, I'd be very upset.
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You're hardly kind about my homeland... :-P
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The phrase "the blowjob region" just fell into my lap.

I just needed to tell someone.
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Reverse euphemism? Meant to conceal something innocuous in something shocking?
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I really want a dog... but then, like, I want to not have it again maybe 2 weeks later. I don't like doing stuff for a long time?
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I know that of you from past posts. It is part of the you that I imagine I know (like those white trousers, and Alfie charm, with legs crossed in a comfy chair and a scotch on ice).

My point for not eating any of those things is the same.

Most of your list is sentient, so that part of your exception description isn't necessary.
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So, wait... does platonic mean no sex at all? Is that even a real thing?
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+Anne-Marie Clark That does sound delightful lol
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Alright, it's April 2nd, fun time is over. Time to go back to being the grumpy old men we were born to be.
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#nope  
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Legendary spinner of falsehoods.
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Tagline
Wanderer, dissident, refugee, hedonist, solipsist, romantic. Indie as fuck.
Introduction
I'm a unique-like-everybody-else artsy capitalist pleasure-seeking cynical free thinking hippie and when I can tether myself to my laptop long enough I write.

My work is available on Kindle at the link below, among other places.

Bragging rights
Abdicated ambition; sought bliss.
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Currently
Prague, Czech Republic
Previously
Isle of Skye, Scotland - Baile Herculane, Romania - Knoxville, TN - Belfast, Ireland - Naples, Italy - Kansas City, KS - Asheville, NC