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Una LaMarche
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Nine
I left Lilly Tomlin in because we don't have a pet, and sometimes I pretend she's my mom. Today, Jeff and I have been married nine years. [Hold for applause.] Just kidding. I mean, that's kind of anticlimactic. It's not like  ten . At ten, you can throw you...

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Pre-Order YOU IN FIVE ACTS and Hillary Wins! Or You Get Another Book. Anyway, Something Good Will Happen, Probably
OK, fine, I may have exaggerated.  My new book, YOU IN FIVE ACTS (out November 1!) has nothing to do with the upcoming election.  Hillary  has no idea who I am, and neither does Trump... unless he stumbled across my 2012  Open Letter to Racists  while furio...

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Adult Curse Word Coloring Book Giveaway!
A few months ago, I ordered a coloring book from Amazon . I had been reluctant to hop on the "adult coloring" bandwagon, mostly because my "adult" method of stress relief usually involves a fishbowl-sized glass of wine and a certain reality TV show in which...

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5 Reasons Indie Bookstores Rock My World More Than a Dancing Paul Rudd Gif
Hi, guys! Today, I read the following essay live at Brooklyn's BookCourt in celebration of Independent Bookstore Day, and thought I'd publish it here, too. YAY BOOKS! Yeah, I know--that's not technically a book. But it IS a purple corduroy jumpsuit, so act ...

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Continuing Ed For the Post-College Decades
17th Grade (Ages 22-23)  Electives: 4 Tax Exemptions: Trying Not To Screw Yourself Dividing Utilities Between Seven Roommates, One of Whom Is Unemployed And Runs The A/C All Day: Math For The Post-College Years I Don’t Care What You Say Anymore, This Is My ...

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From Top to Bottom, the Emotional Journey From 9am-5pm When Stuck at Home With Your Sick Child

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An Ode to Funny Women (or, My Fey-kspearean Sonnet)
Shall I compare thee to a Tina Fey? Thou art quite funny, though not as talented. Or perhaps you’d rather I say Mindy K.? Whose one-liners reflect your lowbrow taste... Miss Dunham’s brilliance seems unfair, And makes you hit the wine a little hard; Amy P.'...

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Stop Trying to Make New Year's Happen! It's Not Going to Happen!
Ah, New Year's. So full of hype designed to make us ring in midnight feeling strangely empty despite the gallon of cheap champagne we have literally just consumed through a spangled funnel. I've always felt that in using New Year's Eve as an excuse to stay ...

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We Need To Talk About DJ Lance... And Other Petty But Very Specific Complaints About Children's Television
Watch enough TV with a young child and a few troubling lifestyle changes will occur. First, you will learn all of the words to all of the songs, indelibly and against your will. You’ll find yourself humming them during idle moments and then rush to the bath...

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My Fupa, Myself
Whenever possible, I like to post my holiday roundups at least a week later when no one cares. Or, maybe I just didn't want anyone to see my Fupa. You see, "Fupa"--in addition to being the acronym for Fat Upper Pubic/Penile/Orange is the New Black's Poussey...
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