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Barbara Tomlinson
Works at Spasms of Accommodation
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What is Home?
Yesterday on Twitter Astronaut Ron Garan retweeted a fancy script font image that read, "Home is where love resides, memories are created, friends always belong, and laughter never ends." What? No it's not. I have seen platitudes like this my whole life and...
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Orion EFT-1 Launch
I got in my car and drove about 5 hours last Wednesday to go see a Delta IV Heavy rocket launch from Cape Canaveral. That's the biggest, fastest rocket currently available to launch things into space. It was launching the test setup of the Orion capsule. ( ...
I got in my car and drove about 5 hours last Wednesday to go see a Delta IV Heavy rocket launch from Cape Canaveral. That's the biggest, fastest rocket currently available to launch things into space. It was launching the tes...
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Decide to Buy
After looking at these two dilapidated old trailers I had to decide what to do. I had enough money saved up to buy them. I had a place to put them. But I knew it would be a hell of a lot of work to fix them. It was just so compelling that there were TWO of ...
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Shopping: 1949 Royal Mansion
The other Spartan for sale in my local Craigslist area was in Blountstown, FL. I used to drive through there all the time when I worked for FDEP Beaches. It's on the Appalachicola River. It's a nice drive, so I arranged to go see it the next day. First look...
The other Spartan for sale in my local Craigslist area was in Blountstown, FL. I used to drive through there all the time when I worked for FDEP Beaches. It's on the Appalachicola River. It's a nice drive, so I arranged to go...
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Table Manners: A Short Story
“God, honey, it’s disgusting!” “What?” he said. “My father! He sounds like a turtle chewing a hard boiled egg! There’s more couscous lodged in his wrinkles than he managed to swallow! One Labrador isn’t going to cut it. We’re going to need to get a terrier ...
“God, honey, it’s disgusting!” “What?” he said. “My father! He sounds like a turtle chewing a hard boiled egg! There’s more couscous lodged in his wrinkles than he managed to swallow! One Labrador isn’t going to cut i...
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Matrix Poster with Red Pill/Blue Pill Shadow Box
I have a client who is addicted to Mondo Tees posters. I frame them for him for $25 each. They're kind of hard to get. They announce the sales on Twitter and then they sell out in seconds. I saw this Matrix poster announcement and immediately bought it. But...
I have a client who is addicted to Mondo Tees posters. I frame them for him for $25 each. They're kind of hard to get. They announce the sales on Twitter and then they sell out in seconds. I saw this Matrix poster announcemen...
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My Best Inventions of 2014
It's the last day of the year, time for my 2nd annual list of the best things I invented in the last 12 months. I guess my life is pretty settled because I can't think of anything I invented this year. I'm still enjoying last year's best invention, the clos...
It's the last day of the year, time for my 2nd annual list of the best things I invented in the last 12 months. I guess my life is pretty settled because I can't think of anything I invented this year. I'm still enjoying last...
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That shirt is atrocious
Today's science event is Philae attempting to land on a comet. I woke up and turned on the live stream immediately. It was a lot of old white men with cool European accents who sounded like they were reading the Acknowledgements out of the front of their bo...
Today's science event is Philae attempting to land on a comet. I woke up and turned on the live stream immediately. It was a lot of old white men with cool European accents who sounded like they were reading the Acknowledgeme...
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Buck Rivet Report: Under Construction
| Start at the Beginning | In January of 2012 I bought two Spartan Royal Mansions, 31 foot long mobile homes built by the Spartan Aircraft Company. One was a 1951 model at a North Florida second hand store about 50 miles away. It was missing an entire axle....
| Start at the Beginning | In January of 2012 I bought two Spartan Royal Mansions, 31 foot long mobile homes built by the Spartan Aircraft Company. One was a 1951 model at a North Florida second hand store about 50 miles awa...
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Shopping: 1951 Royal Mansion
In January 2012 I was talking to a friend online about trailers. This friend is in Austin, where trailers are trendy and cool. He'd toyed with the idea of getting a vintage trailer to live in. I wondered if we should pick up a trailer in the Florida Panhand...
In January 2012 I was talking to a friend online about trailers. This friend is in Austin, where trailers are trendy and cool. He'd toyed with the idea of getting a vintage trailer to live in. I wondered if we should pick up ...
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Rise of the Gopher Tortoise
I have seen more new gopher holes this year than I have ever seen in my life. I don't know if they are just experiencing a real estate boom and all of a sudden they want more holes per gopher, or if there are actual new animals moving in to enjoy life near ...
I have seen more new gopher holes this year than I have ever seen in my life. I don't know if they are just experiencing a real estate boom and all of a sudden they want more holes per gopher, or if there are actual new anima...
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Reuse: Coach StarTAC case to paperweight
Did you see my stop motion video, Obsolete ? Remember the Motorola StarTAC? After I finished messing around with that video (which really hurt my back, which is the reason for the extreme brevity of the film) I wanted to do something with that old phone and...
Did you see my stop motion video, Obsolete? Remember the Motorola StarTAC? After I finished messing around with that video (which really hurt my back, which is the reason for the extreme brevity of the film) I wanted to do so...
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Scientist, Writer
Employment
  • Spasms of Accommodation
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Currently
Georgia
Previously
Austin - Atlanta - Tampa - Thomasville - San Jose
Story
Tagline
Reduce, Reuse, Recluse
Introduction
When my eye doctor told me I had Spasms of Accommodation it became a metaphor for my life. It is an opthalmic condition where the muscles in the eye are constantly contracting, trying to make things more in focus than they really are. I have science degrees in physics and oceanography. I appreciate the balance of nature and I embrace technology. I am a hermit in a tiny house in the longleaf woods of the Gulf Coastal Plain. I take pictures and build things and write essays on my blog. I like high quality objects that can be cleaned up and repurposed.
Bragging rights
Built a house and repurposed a 31' 1951 Spartan Aircraft Trailer
Education
  • Georgia Tech
  • Florida State
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Female