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these are the articles i believe the radio host mentioned
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Mr. Billy was born with one of his eyes missing, so the doctor replaced it with a wooden eye. All of his friends teased him and gave him hell growing up. He was always afraid of girls because they also made fun of him. One night, Billy was at a bar, when a woman with straight up and down lips approched him. They talked for a while and had a few drinks, when Billy decided that this girl may have a vertical mouth, but she's cool and doesn't seem to mind his wooden eye. So he says to her, "Would you like to go out with me some time?"

and she replies,"Would I??"

Billy gets angry and replies,"Who you callin' wood eye, Pussy Face!!"
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a few old terrible jokes from the internet, I claim to have only cut and pasted
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 Classic Joke ... Wood Eye? Wood Eye? There is this guy who lost an eye in a fight. He looks like a freak without it and goes to a doctor who recommends a glass replacement. The guy cannot afford one so the doctor fits one made one out of wood which is cheaper. However, he becomes really self conscious about it and becomes a bit of a recluse. One day a friend gets him out to a bar. He sees everyone dancing and wants to join in.
He sees a chick with a hunchback standing around and thinks "Well, no one else is asking her to dance and she is worse off than me so I'll ask."
He goes up to her and says, "Want to dance?"
She looks really excited and says, "Would I!"
The guy says "Wood eye! Wood eye! Well fu*k you, hunchback!"
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A Salesman was walking down a country road one day and saw a pig with a wooden leg running around in a front yard.

He couldn't believe his eyes....A PIG WITH A WOODEN LEG!

He just couldn't resist walking up to the farmhouse and asking the man in the yard about the pig.

He walked up and said "Why does your pig have a wooden leg?"

Well says the man....let me tell you about the time my house was on fire.

My house was on fire and my daughter was inside and couldn't get out, the pig went in and dragged her out!

But I want to know why your pig has a wooden leg says the salesman!

Well says the man.....let me tell you about the time my daughter was out riding her new bicycle.

My daughter was riding her new bicycle in the road and this truck was coming and was going to hit her but the pig ran out and pushed my daughter out of the way!

But I want to know why the pig has a wooden leg, says the salesman getting angry?

Well says the man, would you eat a pig like that all at once!!
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updated my photo from the chimp to one of me
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