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I have a cup of tea here and I'm not afraid to use it.
I have a cup of tea here and I'm not afraid to use it.

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I remind all my droogs that I live half a country away from London. I'm fine. 

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Yeah iPhoens are luxuries. THat's $500 and a contract, or a large monthly contract.
Now a cheap but good android smart-phone, that would be economical. If you're poor then there's absolutely 100% no reason to have an Apple premium product, when there's cheaper more capable to be had for under $100.

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So, female type womens who are girls, Quick poll:
You're trying to decide if someone is date-worthy - What's the criteria you find most important?
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Date has chicken nuggets for you.
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Date has flowers.
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Date has chocolate.
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Date can do a decent Wookie impression.

The main problem with all of DC's TV is that they're written to a formula:

Man Char throws up some vague objection, Secondary character does whatever anyway, everyone has a big sulk, then eventually Main character admits they actually had a reason OR they just keep objecting without ever explaining.

In The Flash, Wally West is Kid Flash and wants to know why he can't go out and fight crime and nobody will explain why beyond 'You're not ready' - Which pushes him to get petulant that Barry Allen gets to go out and bust bad guys.

And not one person ever goes "Oh! Yeah the reason is that Barry got severely fucked up like you wouldn't believe - Got his back broke, set on fire, smashed his legs and arms, sprayed with ice, accidentally farted himself through time and space and almost got eaten by Time Wraiths by just running too fast, fucked up the timelines like four times, almost got fired, blew his social life to hell, shot with an arrow and oh yeah, was kind of complicit in nearly destroying the entire planet. So... we're kind of trying to avoid all that and get you up to speed (ha ha) so you don't have to make the same mistakes."

I mean, nobody has even told Wally that he can accidentally rip time and space to shreds merely by running fast.

And this is like... every episode.

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Pangolin love! D'awwww


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So, girlies and female type wimmlies of America!
Trump says you've got to dress like women, so who'd you pick as your fashion leader?
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Sally Ride
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Captain Phasma
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Brienne of Tarth
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Katherine Hepburn
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Traditional. Like Grandma.

The singularity is what happens when you do a search ad replace on Abrahamic religion:

"One day (The Singularity|The Rapture) will happen and we'll all shed out physical bodies and get new, perfect forms in (virtual realty|heaven) watched over by a benevolent (AI|God) apart from all the unbelievers who will be fucked. Hard."

Shaving the hairy lifeboat - One of the things you have to do in the lesbian navy.

Is it OK to punch a Nazi in the face?
No.
Why?
Because then you set a precedence for Nazis to punch you in the face for not being a Nazi. Or ayone else they don't like.

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