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A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.  Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.  The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"  Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house.  A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the situation.  I can't marry her because of my personal family condition but I'll take charge.  I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank account." 
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account."

"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do.  What do you suggest?"

All silent at this point, the mother, placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,  "So, you'll try again..."
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Still trying to figure it out! Havent been on here much. I have been on apartments.com most of the day trying to find a job! But It not that hard! I got a new notebook!!!
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Messed up our order and when I called to tell them the manager was argumentative and rude.Stay away from this place.
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