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Customer calling in about general info...

customer - "I have the packet here, and I need to know how you want me to send it to you."

me - "You have a few choices; which would you prefer?  Mail, fax, or by email?"

customer - "Lets go ahead and do fax."

me - "Alright, our fax number is 555-555-5555."

customer - "Oh.. ummm, hold on, can you repeat that?  I didn't realize you were going to give me something to write down."

...... -_____________- seriously???......... she should call back when she realizes what shes doing...
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<3 this game!
An encounter that will tear away the veil shrouding the world's secrets and...
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I Love my #oneplusone   phone!
and look what i see in my inbox :D #oneplusoneinvite  

selling it on ebay, you have 24hrs.
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FINALLY!!!
 
HALLELUJAH! Cops in Washington state are cracking down on left-lane squatters! (Which we assume means a lot of +Toyota USA Prius drivers are getting tickets.) http://cardrive.co/no-more-squatters

#cars #carnews #video #police #ToyotaPrius  
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This is my next phone!! my goal is to get it within 3 months
We make smartphones. Help us make them the best the world has seen.
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Looks like a awesome phone. I wanna see what Google has up their sleeves with the nexus 6 first
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Account Holders: Robert & Roberta Mizer [pronounced My-Zer]
Caller: Roberta

Roberta: hello, i need to changed my address
me: ok, i have the form needed for that change
Roberta: can you email it to me?
me: sure, what's your email?
Roberta: wizermizer@****<-- notice the clever addy ^__^
me: thank you, in my message ill provide my mailing address, a fax number [Roberta interrupts].
Roberta: no i dont have a fax, am i gonna have to mail it?
me: [i continue with what i was about to say] or email._ [Roberta interrupts again]
Roberta: i cant scan, do i have to snail mail it? im just not sure which way you want it..
me: -______________-  _thats why i gave you 3 different options_
Roberta: umm.. ok
*end of call*

Final thoughts: If she's the "wiser" of the two, then i hope i never have to talk to Robert.
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Have him in circles
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gonna be adding this on gDrive today :D
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im gonna have to check it out
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damn girl whats ur number
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Where's the 'like' button? hahaha...
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Origins of holidays must be taken into account.
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Crazy lady lol
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today i needed a helping hand from my coworker +Cristina Villagomez to find a "customer"... 

chat from work via instant msg

me - can u see if u talked to any of these guys please?

no account number, but maybe if you have their forms


Cristina - names

me -  Hugh Jass (starts to look through her paperwork)
nothing?

how about Jack Hoff??


after shuffling some papers around i walked over to help her with the names.. thats when i had to read the names to her LMAO!!!

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LMAO...  Still funny!
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the lil fun things at work
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Thursday, March 13, 2014

Eli Rodriguez do u have any ACH's for customer Ben Dover?
9:59 AM

Cristina Villagomez acct#
9:59 AM
?


Eli Rodriguez 9333348557
9:59 AM

Cristina Villagomez nope
10:00 AM

that acct is paid off


Eli Rodriguez oh
10:00 AM

Cristina Villagomez back in  2012
10:00 AM

Eli Rodriguez how about credit for Moe Lester?
10:01 AM

Cristina Villagomez unless you gave me the #
10:01 AM

_(THIS IS WHEN SHE ASKED OUTLOUD "ARE YOU BEING FOR REAL?")
suck a duck


Eli Rodriguez that worked awesome
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So dumb!
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