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"This was a private send-off for Shell's arctic rigs (Kulluk and Noble discoverer) at the Seattle Space Needle. The rigs were visible outside the window. Incredibly, there was an obvious malfunction of the model rig that was supposed to pour drinks for guests. 

More here:
http://occupyseattle.org/blog/2012-06-07/shells-epic-private-party-fail"
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