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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.
 
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor.
 
‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’
 
‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it, give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..’
 
It wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, ‘Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!’
 
‘Really? What happened?’ asked the doctor…
 
‘Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!’
 
‘Why so terrible?’ asked the doctor, ‘ Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?’
 
‘Freakin’ jaysus, ’twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
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Danger-close.  Someone is getting desperate with their call for fire requests.
 
A little-known asteroid will skim past Earth on 15 February, passing just 28 000 km from our planet. The 50 m-diameter chunk of space rock was discovered in last year by ESA-sponsored amateur astronomers in Spain.

Read more: http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Operations/Stranger_in_the_night_space_rock_to_make_close_Earth_flyby

Artist's impression: ESA - P.Carril
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Because when you need the police right now, they are just minutes away...
 
This is an example of why people need Personal Defense Weapons. Also, if Obama says if even 1 child's life can be saved by doing something, we should do it. Well, by that logic, it seems 2 child lives were saved here, so we should all have AR-15s.
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What?!?  Please don't make 'Space Marine' become 'Espacier', I can't pronounce it.
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NASA resurrecting rocket engines that worked?  Did it just get cold in here?
 
NASA is resurrecting the Saturn V's F-1 engines. The goal is to learn the secrets of its power and apply lessons learned to the SLS' engines. Best resurrection story ever! 

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/nasas-bringing-the-f-1-engine-back-to-life
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Thoughts of the day.

1.  America the Nation is finished.  Never was she a blood and soil, volkish thing of post-Napoleonic Europe, she was a Nation of ideals and laws, a voluntary association of the willing.  An idea is fragile thing, and we no longer believe.

2.  America the Tribe is finished.  There was once an American tribe, born of blood and fire in the Civil War and reborn on the battle-fields of Europe, the American tribe was slain by the suppression of that identity and the support of all the hyphenated alternates.  It was broken apart into its components by the simple expedient of giving people an option to identify as something other than, 'american'.

3.  Winter is coming.  We have sown the wind and have nothing stored away.  7 and more years we have feasted and grown fat, but we were spendthrift and saved not for famine.

4.  The coming dark years will be hard on America the Nation-State, and will either forge new tribes, renew the Nation, or will break the ship of state apart on the breakers.  We can be a federation of tribes, one tribe, or flotsam and jetsam on the sea of fate.  Those are the choices.

5.  Whichever way, you're going to need a Tribe.

6.  And a Faith.

7.  Get busy.
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My wet dreams? What a thing for you to bring up - makes me think I might be way more conservative than you.
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We forgive you, because God made you that way.  Even though it drives us NUTS.
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More like hell man. I'd give a lot for a girl who could hold a conversation.
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Thanks for calling IT, have you tried turning it off and back on?
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...and my inner 5-year old is having a tantrum right now
 
Star Wars Death Star Home Theater - Mind Blowing!

Look at this incredible home theater and tell yourself you don't want this. It oozes coolness and #awesomesauce !

No kidding; this theater is in someone’s house! This is NOT your father's Death Star theater... unless, of course, you happen to be Luke Skywalker. They fabricated this custom home theater with automatic doors and twinkling star fields. As Marlon Brando would yell, "Stellar!" 

The owners of this residence commissioned Doug Chiang who produced the original concepts for the theater. Who better than a Star Wars designer to design a theater based on the Death Star? Phenomenal! We were given various illustrations of different views of the room which we translated into shop drawings. 

The Sky(walker)’s the Limit - When we first arrived on the jobsite, this room was a drywall box. We installed all of the surfaces as components pre-built in our shop; including sound panels we designed for the desired acoustical effect. In space, no one can hear you hammer. You might think you were at the hub of the galactic empire, but you’re not. This is a residential theater.

#starwars   #deathstar   #sw   #hometheater   #hometheatersystem  

via/ http://www.dillonworks.com/theaters/#!prettyPhoto
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Snarf.  Its a nerd-gasm.
 
Because we love Comics and RPGs :)

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Help me Google+ Mecha gear-heads, I'm looking for something like this (an Ishtar from Gasaraki), only bigger, beefier, more massive and heavier armed.  Like it masses in at 60 tonnes.

Bonus points for 'chicken walker' or digitgrade legs and a gun where the Ishtar's face is.  
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