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LEXIT: Moon to leave Earth orbit

Lunatics voted overwhelmingly Thursday for the Moon to leave Earth orbit despite apocalyptic warnings from government leaders, scientists, economists, psychologists, academic scholars, and religious icons. Thousands of Lunatics were seen in wild and rapturous celebrations in cities and towns around the world. Lunatics carried banners declaring their Lunar citizenship and denouncing Earthly bounds. Shouts of "Luna for Lunatics" and "Leave Earth" were heard. Lunatics appear unfazed by estimates that it will take more than £2,100,000,000,000,000 and millennia to remove the Moon from Earth orbit. While Jupiter, Titan, and Saturn have been mentioned as possible future lunar partners, it appears that most Lunatics prefer to wander the asteroid belt asserting their independence.
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