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Madeleine Begun Kane
Humor Writer, Political Satirist, Funny Poet, Publishes, Runs Mad Kane's Limerick-Off Challenges
Humor Writer, Political Satirist, Funny Poet, Publishes, Runs Mad Kane's Limerick-Off Challenges

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2nd Amusing Headline of the Day: "Trump Apparently Doesn’t Think Israel Is the Middle East."

"President Trump told a meeting with Israeli leaders that 'we just got back from the Middle East,' according to Slate."

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“'You are a unique personality that is capable of doing the impossible,' Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, in Saudi Arabia for a summit on fighting terrorism, told the U.S. leader on Sunday."

“'I agree,' Trump replied."

Hey Donald, when somebody compliments you, the appropriate response is "Thank you," and NOT "I agree."

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Amusing Headline of the Day: "Ground Opens In Front of Mar-a-Lago"

It's a 4′ x 4′ sinkhole on Southern Boulevard directly in front of Mar-a-Lago. And though it probably relates to a new Palm Beach water main, it still feels delightfully symbolic.

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Headline of the Day from (of all places) The New York Post: “Exhaustion is to blame for Trump’s ‘Islamic terror’ comment: aide.”

“Low-Energy” Donald is beat.
His stamina’s burned by the heat.
He’s tired and mired
In shame; having fired
James Comey, he’s bound for defeat.

#Trump #Stamina #Exhaustion #SaudiArabia Limericks #ForeignTravel

Jeb's "low energy?"
Hillary "lacks stamina?"
Yet Trump's "exhausted."

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The Saudis are using all means
To hail Trump, as he swaggers and preens;
To achieve what they need,
They perceive they must feed
Regal sheen to King Donald of Queens.

#Trump #ForeignTravel #Saudis #SaudiArabia #KSA #Limericks #Royalty

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Joe Lieberman? FBI head?
Please tell me this rumor is dead.
Law enforcement skills? None!
Built-in conflicts? A ton!
Might as well name dear Jared, instead.

#Lieberman #FBI #Trump #Limericks

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At the risk of appearing too dense,
I must ask if it makes any sense
To impeach Donald Trump,
If success means we’d jump
To a Theocrat President Pence.

#Trump #Pence #Theocrat #Theocracy #Impeachment #Limericks

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The Donald pretends to be gritty,
But instead he is filled with self-pity.
“I’m the worst-treated pol
In his’try,” he’ll bawl.
Trump’s dignity (bitty) ain’t pretty.

#Trump #CoastGuard #GraduationSpeech #Limericks

This must-read story is horrific, unbelievable, ... and yet not surprising at all:

"Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador"

"The president was boasting of the ‘great intel’ he receives when he discussed intelligence provided by a U.S. partner."
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