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Owen Astrakhan
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Boring in a crazy and zany way
Boring in a crazy and zany way

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Basically where we are.
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Almost like they did what they promised. Weird.
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Still think this was one of his best ones. Fully dissects utter insanity.

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My high school friend made this. Mark Twain made out of his own words. I'm going to get a signed print. 
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Oh if only we knew this joke back in January would actually accurately encapsulate this year. 
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The new conundrum. 
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A code 211, seen in movies because in California it means armed robbery, in Florida means tax aversion for mineral extraction. So that means all those calls in Miami Vice for backup to stop a 211 now seem like overkill.

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So yeah, this kind of sums up the last year.
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Found in a thrift shop: Pepsi bottle from 1994 mislabeled as a Coke. $2.

Oh and unopened. 
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Almost does seem like it.
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