I came across your resume in a Google web search. You seem to have an awesome expertise on Python. I would be glad if you can reply my email and let me know your interest and availability.
……………………….. Our client immediately needs a PYTHON Developers at its location in *, NJ. Below are the job details. If interested and available, kindly fwd me your updated resume along with the expected rate and the availability.
You're too kind and generous, Guido. You should be much much crueller to these people. Like, y'know, keep going until you get a phone interview, and then see what the interviewer says when he finds out that he's talking to the BDFL.