Live life with no regrets thats my motto... well that and everybody wang chung tonight
I am a former army ranger, I was sentenced to a maximum-security federal penitentiary to serve a 12-year term for using excessive force and killing a drunk man who had been attempting to assault my pregnant wife. 8 years later, I was paroled on good behavior, and eager to see my daughter for the first time. I was to be flown to my release point with many other dangerous convicts. However, a riot ensued and some of the most dangerous criminals became in charge of the aircraft. In order to stop the inevitable escape of some of the most dangerous criminals in America, I had to do something.
Phrases to describe me include, but are not limited to: Manimal, Festizio, Boosh, Kakow, Huguenot, Snooperfax, Giglioroninomicon, Fiduciary, Amerigasm