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太八卦,一定要发出来给大家看看
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这是一个关于五百万理财和四卷一次性杯子的悲伤故事…
一老太,育有四女一男。老太以买高收益理财为借口,把四个女儿的积蓄全拿到手上,在我行买了五百万的理财。但是,老太的真实目的是为了把这五百万弄到手给孙子买大房子,买理财这个动作就是为了拿点凭证给四个女儿看。于是,老太前天买的理财,今天来取钱了。可是,老太万万没想到,理财昨天起息了。
理财经理告知无法取出,老太在大堂哭闹。营业主任去劝,老太直接躺地上打滚。保安把老太扶到后场,儿子打电话来咆哮,钱取不出来,就让老太死在银行,不要回来了。我们一开始不清楚情况,让老太给女儿们打电话,老太死活不肯,表示取钱给儿子是偷偷的……现在老太嚎的快断气了……

理财一旦起息是无法提前赎回的!无法提前赎回的!无法提前赎回的!重要的事情说三遍,算是给大家普及一下金融小常识。嗯,老太现在要给我们跪下了,说八十多岁的人求我们帮她把钱取出来给孙子买房子。我很想问她,你也知道你八十多,你把你四个女儿的家底都骗出来给孙子买房子,你怎么和她们交待?

现在的情况是,他儿子在赶来的路上,他孙子也来电话了,说房子买不了,他就不结婚了!不生小孩了!老太被吓坏了,表示今天拿不到200万,她就在我们行自杀

老太的儿子来了,不是一个人喔~带着传说中的“记者”喔~直接就在大堂闹喔~还喊口号喔:丧尽天良!欺诈八十岁老人血汗钱!老太听到儿子来了,又跑到大堂,给“记者”跪下:我存了几百万在这!现在银行说没有了!不还我钱!老太演技棒棒哒~主任吓唬记者:这事已经立案了~你们采访备过案没~

人倒霉的时候,喝凉水都塞牙。中午的时候,老太和儿子在大堂闹着,其他网点的主任通知我们主任,有总行神秘人暗访,刚从他们那走,很可能要往我们这来!主任疯了,请老太和儿子还有记者借一步去贵宾室协商。老太直接捂着胸口往地下坐,说胸口疼,我们一群人,硬是没有一个敢扶她。还好警察来了。

老太见了警察,跟翻身农奴见着解放军一样,连滚带爬的扑过去,摊在地下,抱着警察的腿哭诉:活不下去了,钱存银行没有了!求警察帮她把钱要回来,说实话,如果我不是当事人之一,我绝对被老太的演技征服,相信她被银行欺诈了……

作为座落在十几家银行周围派出所,警察啥大场面没见过?警察让老太,儿子,记者和我们主任,理财经理一起到贵宾室谈。老太开始编故事,说不知道这是理财。理财经理直接把当时签的合同和录音录相甩出来。老太说她当时闻到一股奇怪的味道,头脑不清楚,感觉被控制了。儿子跳起来要打理财经理,说他下药。

我们把理财经理架出去了,免得他当着警察的面打人。组织出于信任,派我上场。我和老太说,您好,理财产品可进行质押……我话还没说完,老太就嚎,那天理财经理就是这样用听不懂的话骗她的。我只好解释,五百万的理财,可以和银行贷款。老太往死里嚎,她清清白白一辈子,到老还要被人逼着欠银行钱!

老太的口气,好像我在逼良为娼。我只好解释,您这个年纪,想为……喔,不对,想贷款也贷不了,得您儿子来当借款人。老太坚决不干,表示不能害小孩一辈子,儿子倒是问了一个很严肃的问题:贷款要利息吗?我说要的……儿子狂骂我:警察,你们都看到了吧,我们家钱放在银行,现在拿回来,还要付利息!

我觉得他说的话十分有道理,简直是浑身破绽,无懈可击。我和主任商量,你要不让我走,我也要打人了。主任让我留下,然后和儿子商量,可以给他最优惠的贷款利率。儿子说,他要申请无息贷款。我表示,没这个产品。儿子说,新闻联播上说,给非洲提供无息贷款,人家银行有!你们银行怎么可能没有?

想想也是,给非洲人都无息了,给中国人竟然还要利息……年轻的警察想笑,又不好意思,脸都憋红了。年纪大一点的警察,把主任单独拖出去聊了一会,然后主任回来,让我们先跪安,他和老警察两个人单独和老太及儿子谈。警察小哥和我聊天,你们也挺不容易的啊。我说彼此彼此,银行骗钱,警察打人,两大传说

说让联系女儿来的,我就问两个问题,第一,怎么解释我们找到她女儿电话的?告诉老太我们查她公安信息了?虽然我们经常查,可是这是违法的……第二,凭老太一个人单挑我们全体的演技,她女儿们来了后,你觉得她女儿会相信我们还是相信她们的妈和亲弟弟?

主任他们在里面谈了一个多小时,出来就联系法务部,让律师写了一封“保证书”,大意是:我现在神志清醒,我买理财是自愿的,我不提前赎回了,银行没有骗我,我对银行的服务很满意。打印了两份,让老太和儿子签名按手印,然后让他们全文通读并且录音录相,全程有警察见证。

这一个多小时里,警察表示,这事你们不占理,你们再闹也没用。而且你们这种“家务事”,就不要闹的“全家”都知道。主任表示,虽然我们没有错,但是出于人道主义考虑,可以给你们点补偿。儿子立刻表示调解可接受,给点钱就行!十万就可以。主任表示,最多二千购物卡!爱要不要!最后五千成交。

拿到卡,老太和儿子还是不肯走,说要自己是vip,要礼品!直接点名要油!要大米!要鸡蛋!要要要!切克闹!作为送油怪,主任受不了了!让保安带着老太和儿子去仓库!让他们自己拿!然后,我看到,一八十多的老太拎着四桶油啊!四桶啊!从我面前路过!她下楼的时候我让保安去拎,否则肯定翻下去!

至于儿子,用保安的话说,恨不得把仓库搬空……最后连一次性杯子都拿走四卷!一次性杯子啊!印着我们行logo的杯子啊!拿了四卷!四卷!四卷!嗯,然后这件事情就结束了。至于愤怒的理财经理要干什么,估计要到明天才知道。尼玛,一次性杯子啊!四卷啊!

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Apple SWOT Analysis

Here is my revamped version of Apple's SWOT including some groundbreaking decisions and engagements of the company.

The deal with China Mobile, iOS in the car, engagement in mobile payment systems with Apple Pay, development of disrupting technologies based on wearables, and the cooperation with IBM are essential parts of the strategy powered by Tim Cook and his excellent engineers.

After Steve Jobs' death many publishing media rumored that Apple's power of innovation would be over. But we must not forget that it was not only Steve Jobs who did the work before 2011. Thousands of highly qualified employees went along with him and still go along with Tim Cook.

Companies that continually create value over the long term—meaning decades or more, learn how to ingrain the ability into their corporate makeup; it becomes part of their culture and DNA. They create value, jobs, and growth because of their ability to institutionalize innovation.
(Andrew Taylor, Boston Consulting Group)

A SWOT analysis is used to evaluate the Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and Threats in a business venture. It's used in any decision-making situation when a desired end-state has been defined.

SWOTs may look completely different if created from external or involved people.

'Vendor Lock-In' is mentioned by some analysts but I have a quite different opinion. Nearly all other tech companies try to link their customers to their ecosystems as well.

In a comment on Appleholic's Kool Aid Korner Michael Lapham made a suggestion for a modified map:

"If your going to add Decreasing market share as a weakness then I suggest you add Customer demographic as a strength. Much of the market share decrease is from the entry level market while Apple continues to dominate where individuals have higher income and more education."


Related links ...

About Innovation
http://iNotes4You.com/2014/07/18/about-innovation

Tim Cook, the job after Jobs
http://iNotes4You.com/2014/08/24/tim-cook


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你看過格雷的五十道陰影嗎?
如果還沒有看過,請先看這個!
看過了也沒有關係,但是請把喇叭關小聲一點
然後嘴巴不要張那麼開XD

‪#‎飛魚日誌‬

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明天要上班了,不能再天天陪 Muji 玩了啊 -_-
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