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Joe Sewell
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Attended Case Western Reserve University
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We're going back...to the theater! Next year, Marty McFly and Doc Brown will make a return for "Back to the Future," the musical: http://cnet.co/1a8cdec
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Bad code kills. Read both pages to see the depths of badness.
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T-5:00 (for alumni...) #codemash
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I don't think I've ever seen a more divisive github issue.
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Someday, text-to-speech technology could convey the emotion of this scene. Today, not so much. (warning, language)
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I had no idea Liquid Planet got this busy. Maybe it's the weather?
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maybe it's ingress
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Today, at approximately 1130 hours, the Tactical Bacon was deployed.
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It was pretty good! A little thin for my tastes, but you know what they say: war is hell.
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Naming is hard.
Synopsis. struct CamelDiscoDiary; enum CamelDiscoDiaryAction; CamelDiscoDiary * camel_disco_diary_new ( CamelDiscoStore *store , const gchar *filename , GError **error ); gboolean camel_disco_diary_empty ( CamelDiscoDiary *diary ); void camel_disco_diary_log ( CamelDiscoDiary *diary ...
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So did 1986 have a higher incidence of epilepsy because of this? I wonder if today's Internet can finally keep up with it.
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Take it away, Laura Hall. #whoselineisitanyway  
WASHINGTON—With legislators unable to reach an agreement on health care and other issues before the start of the new budget year, Washington insiders confirmed Monday that the United States is rapidly approaching a full-scale government hoedown. Alr...
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#xboxone Xbox, go home (you're drunk)
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You've clearly not seen The Room, then.
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Making analytics extensible
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Newly-minted C# developer
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  • Case Western Reserve University
    Computer Science, B.S., 2008 - 2012
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Software Engineer
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C# and Java software development, technical writing
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  • PreEmptive Solutions
    Software Engineer, 2012 - present
  • Codonics, Inc.
    Software Engineering Co-op, 2010 - 2011
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