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#22 - Bride Of The Gorilla
"This is Jungle - lush, green, alive with incredible growth - as young as day, as old as time. I, Taro, Police Commissioner of Itman County, which borders the Amazonas River, know it as well as any man will ever know it. Isn't it beautiful? But I have also ...
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It's finally happening 
Google is splitting Google+ apart, breaking the social network's photo element away from what it's now calling "Streams." Bradley Horowitz, a longtime Google VP of product, announced that he had...
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Time to bake your brains
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Exactly, that's what happens when there are Too Many Cooks.
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#21 - Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
This is grim. We follow a week in Henry's life as his former prison buddy's sister comes to stay in Chicago with them. As the title says right there, he's a serial killer, played extremely well by Michael Rooker, (who you may be more familiar with as Merle ...
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#15 - Opera
Young soprano Betty has won the lead in Verdi's Macbeth after her predecessor gets hit in a car accident. She excels in the role, but she has gained the ardour of a maniac who wants her to witness him slaying anyone who gets close to her. I decided to plump...
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#13 - Warm Bodies
This may be cheating, it's a teen romance but it's zombie-based so it's going on the list. Besides, I was curious about a film that reverses the zombie apocalypse scenario even if the catalyst for that is LOVE. As bad as that sounds, it's saved from being a...
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#24 - The Serpent And The Rainbow
You would think after having your scrotum nailed to a chair and told to leave Haiti by the local authorities, you would do it. But Bill Pullman's curiosity about the voodoo happenings in town get the best of him. Idiot.
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HAHA! I can understand that! :D
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Christopher Lee, 1431-2015
The Prince of Darkness has joined the undead. Obituaries are all over the internet giving deep accounts of his life and filmography. There is nothing that I can add other that I appreciate his fondness for bowls of fruit, taxidermy, and voluptuous women wit...
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Gor blimey, buy cheap eBay LEDs not these expensive ones!
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Yeeeaaah! 😀 I think i will get them all in a headlock to start with.
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#20 - Mulholland Drive
Despite it not necessarily classed as a horror film, there's a good amount of disturbing shit going on in this mystery, and some definite horror elements, so it's on the list. (Looking around the net other horror sites draw the same conclusion.) What's it a...
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#14 - The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears
You have to have patience Headaches Is she a vampire? Red Green Blue Glass shards, breasts, cutting, blood. T̻̻̣̬͈̲͓̯̟̈̓͛͆̉̊͆̽͆͝ͅḫ̡̧̛̩̤̲̟̣͍̈̓̋̉͌̈́̋̓͜͠ë͚̠͙͓̤͉̰̞̹͍́͌̈͒͌͂̂͊̏͠ ̨̨̱̩̙̖̫͕͖̟͗̈́̈́̿̈́̒́̂̀̊f͈̰͎̳̲̪̯̤̣̰̐͌̄̑̓̃̐̒͑͠i̻̖̝͍̱̰̗̝͕̻̔̈́̅̔̔͒̑̽͘̚r͚̪͔̟̟͉̠̤̞̞̀̓̍̔̋́͋̚...
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It is! You'll go insane watching it!
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  • Spanking Academy
    Paddling, 1765 - 1910
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I love social networks and giving up my freedoms LOL
Introduction
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
Had a new socket fitted today after the old one exploded. Andy was meticulous and professional, had lots of good advice and did a fantastic job. I can't recommend him highly enough!
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Brilliant chip shop between St Stephens and KC Stadium. Friendly down to earth staff and freshly cooked delicious food! Also let us have bonus sausages when they ran out of chips one time :)
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Best chippy in the City Centre. Always crispy and golden. Awesome spam fritters and good value meal deals too! Don't bother with Bob Carvers.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
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I love Prezzo. Every time I have been the staff are always very friendly and attentive, the food is consistently excellent and despite being in a shopping centre you feel somewhere much more upmarket when inside. My favourites are the Pane Con Cipolla, which is a garlic bread pizza with caramelised onions and mozzarella. The Al Forno pasta dishes are really tasty too. I haven't had anything yet that I've been disappointed with! Watch out for the beer prices though, a 660ml bottle of Peroni is £6. Apart from that I really recommend them!
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Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Well, it's McDonald's isn't it? Reliable, good value fast food and drinks. Recently refurbished (as of June '12) it's a decent place to get your fries on. Lunchtimes are always packed with chavs, no-necks and preteen mothers getting dinner for the bairns. Avoid the rush hours and you'll be fine! For all the negatives about McDonald's their breakfast menu is excellent, and the lattes are fine for the price. I recommend a double sausage and egg McMuffin, hash brown and coffee. Also experience the McGangbang by inserting a Mayo Chicken between a Double Cheeseburger!
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Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago