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Lucy Gransbury
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Actor. Writer. Ladybug.
Actor. Writer. Ladybug.

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Ahhhh, #anxiety. A little taster for 'I'm Fine' at The Butterfly Club​, showing next week Sep 12-17 for Melbourne Fringe​. There will be breathing exercises. There will be singing. There will be a crowd-sourced erotic fiction about a billionaire Big Foot monster impregnating his Werewolf sister... BYO Valium.

"Simply brilliant." Broadway World
"Fantastically funny." Stage Whispers

Book now at https://thebutterflyclub.com/show/i-m-fine



Music: www.bensound.com
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'A hilarious cabaret crossed with stand up comedy, peppered with a feminist twist. Funny Face proves to everyone that women are indeed hilarious — from Betty White and Amy Poehler, to Lucy Gransbury.' - ★★★★ Rip It Up

Lucy Gransbury bring 'Funny Face' to Melbourne for the first time this July. Book now, or forever hold your wee.
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My Noisy Neighbours Responded. Sort of.
So this is what happened. Last Saturday, I wrote a long letter to my neighbours , asking them to turn their funking music down occasionally so I could get some sleep. I put it on the Internet, because when a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to fil...
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Dear Noisy Neighbours
Things have escalated in my neighbourhood, and a sleep-deprived Lucy is an angry Lucy. Yes, I actually delivered this. So if you never hear from me again, I've been kidnapped and forcibly trapped in my neighbours' sound system. I delivered this today. Hope ...
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Dear Bikies... Shut up.
Dear Bikies, Don’t kill me for this, but I have something I’d like to say
to you. Please shut the fuck up. At least a little bit. The other night, I was finally getting some rest after a
really hard day. I had watched FOUR HOURS of Grey’s Anatomy reruns, so...
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Full-Time Questions.
In one week, I will be starting my first ever full-time job. You heard
me. At 27, the closest thing to regular working hours I’ve ever experienced is
high school, and even then I used my free periods to watch movies and shirk
responsibility. (Side note: let...
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Get 'Fit' Fast.
This morning, like so many mornings, I woke up when my alarm went off,
got out of bed, planned my morning jog in my head, pulled on my gym clothes…
and then climbed right back into bed. Sports bra and all. The motivation that I
lack could fill oceans. If yo...
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Mediocre Modelling
There
is a model who keeps popping up in my NewsFeed. An insanely beautiful,
ridiculously hot model. You know how they say ‘she has legs for days’? Her legs
reach until about August 2017. You know how they say ‘glowing skin’? Her skin
is the surface of the ...
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Inoffensive.
It’s officially been a year since I have
been a-bloggin’. I never considered writing as a future profession, I don’t do
much research or fancy myself as a hard-hitting journalist, I just try to have
a laugh. If I can make one person giggle while reading an ...
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