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Sonja Foust
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I  am pretty sure readers of this blog will appreciate the many fart jokes herein. Enjoy. It’s a gas.
I am pretty sure readers of this blog will appreciate the many fart jokes herein. Enjoy. It's a gas.
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I had big plans. It was going to be a week of Easter crap on the blog. And then life happened. So I’m posting this at 10 a.m. on Easter Sunday and no one will care because by the time they read this, Easter will have come and gone. Oh well. I’m posting it…
Pintester takes on two Easter recipes and predictably fails at both.
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Please allow me to state here that I’m not a huge fan of St. Patrick’s day. I hate those little gold-foil covered chocolates, Leprechauns creep me out, and I am not Irish. Just gonna put that out there. I’m also not a huge fan of Rice Krispie treats, but…
If you like St. Patrick's day and/or green stuff, you might like these festive Rice Krispie treats. If you don't, well, sorry.
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I was with you until your rice krispie comment. 
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You’ve seen them. I know you have. Turn a muffin tin upside down, slap some cookie batter on there, and the magic of baking produces awesomely adorable cookie cups which you can fill with whatever your little heart desires. So you know I had to try it.…
What do Easter bunnies, cookie bowls, and Admiral Ackbar all have in common? Nothing except that they're all in this post.
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You may already know that I work in penis jokes the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It is my true medium. (Christmas Story? Anyone? Beuller?) So when Kelby (of Type-A Parent fame) posted this on Facebook, I knew my time had cum. Heh heh. I…
There's an island shaped like a penis. (It's a schlong way from here.)
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It's a schlong lost paradise. 
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This post is brought to you by Jord. You guys already know that I’m not super into cooking, right? I mean, I’ll do it if I gotta eat, but it’s not a hobby or anything. So sometimes an excuse to cook really helps. Today, I have an excuse. But I’ll get to…
Pintester makes a chicken and asparagus stir fry, but more importantly gives away a wood watch.
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On the day of my 34th birthday, I’d like to share with you that I do not have it all figured out. In that spirit, I’m sharing 34 things that still baffle me. (Here are 33 things you’ll know by the time you’re 33.) How to fold a fitted sheet. What it means…
On the day of my 34th birthday, I'd like to share with you that I do not have it all figured out. In that spirit, I'm sharing 34 things that still baffle me. (Here are 33 things you'll know by the time you're 33.) How to fo...
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I don’t really do zombies. The Walking Dead is way too scary for me, and I thought Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was very very stupid. I do, however, wonder from time to time how I would survive without, you know, electricity and stuff. Well, today I am…
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I can’t tell you how many people saw that you could mail your enemy a bag of dicks and then let me know about it this week. It’s because you are My People and I love you guys. So thanks for sharing.  Also, the website is for sale now, so maybe we should…
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If you missed it, I sent out a newsletter email this week with the subject line, “Penis Fart Anus.” (Subscribe if you wanna.) We call this “filtering,” meaning everyone who doesn’t like penii, farts, and anuses (ani?) unsubscribes and I am only left with…
If your emails from me look weird and un-picture-y, here's how to fix it.
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Just so's you know, the most pedantic, correct plural of "penis" is "penes". And, just to even it out, the plural of "clitoris" is "clitorides". :D
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I will admit that I originally pinned this because of the phrase “Farts and Crafts.” The original pin led me to a site called Mrs. Rooter, but I guess Mr. Rooter had a talk with Mrs. Rooter and told her that women don’t like fart jokes (false) and so now…
When we're talking Farts & Crafts, I am only successful at one of the above. And it's not crafts.
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So cabbage is a thing I didn’t think much about in my young life until my family moved to the South. Here, cabbage is quite important because of, you know, coleslaw, but you can also do many other interesting things with cabbage, like saute it with…
Everyone on Pinterest says these stuffed cabbage rolls are the best thing EVAH. Pintester tries them to find out.
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Stuffed cabbage can be great, a bit of rice in with the meat helps.  They should simmer in the oven for a long time, and can be frozen to re-heat later.
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    Tester of pins, 2012 - present
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Durham, NC
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Chapel Hill, NC - Redlands, CA
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Tester of pins at Pintester.com
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  • University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
    English, 1999 - 2003
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Sonja Likness, streetmouse, Pintester
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