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Mayur Gudka
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Joke # 180 - Her Relationship Lacks Fire!
A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he's an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, ...

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Joke # 179 - Gravity for Dummies
Two idiots walk into a pet store. The first says, "I want four budgies." The salesman replies, "Certainly sir, would you like two male and two female, or all male or all female?" The idiot shouts back, "I don't care. I just want four budgies!" The salesman,...

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Joke # 178 - Feeling Like a Million Tux
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache next morning."

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Joke # 177 - Mom's Train-ing Session
One day, a mother working in her kitchen hears her son playing with his electric trains in the living room. She hears the train stop and her son says, "All you jerks who want off, get the heck off now because this is the last stop! All you morons who are ge...

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Joke # 176 - Drinking a Toast
A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. "Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for...

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Joke # 175 - The Ordained Loan Shark
Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Anne opened a letter from home and found a $10 bill inside. As she read the letter she caught sight of a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against a lamppost below. Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair, Sister Anne...

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Joke # 174 - God's Best Friend
Mom and Dad are trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie, still crying, said, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

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Joke # 173 - My husband is a refrigerator
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband - he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass." "But you don't ...

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Joke # 172 - Who is Marylou?
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You better have an explanation." ...

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Joke # 171 - Bad Day at Work
A man joined a big company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted to the phone, "Get me some coffee, quick!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension. Do you know who you're talking to?" ...
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