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Dick Steele
Works at Hong Kong Bill's Chicken Palace
Attended Pornopolis University
Lives in Roanoke, VA
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What is more dangerous? A horny dolphin or a pissed off deaf person?
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Of all the ridiculous things that have been tested on animals, I can assure you that this blog is animal friendly...somewhat...ok maybe not at all.
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Everything you need to know to successfully become an alcoholic
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Carnival Rides are Dangerous
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follow the rules...or grandma dies.
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There is poop on everything!
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the Power of Cheese!
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The most dangerous man on the internet
Introduction

I’m a simple man with simple needs…beer, chicken, and a steady supply of hookers.

Bragging rights
I began selling drugs at age 9, I’m the “Hong Kong Bill's Chicken Palace" wing eating champion of 2009, I won an Al Bundy look-alike contest in West Virginia.
Education
  • Pornopolis University
    2002 - 2006
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Other names
Balls
Work
Occupation
Drive around in a shady looking van selling chicken to kids.
Employment
  • Hong Kong Bill's Chicken Palace
    Fry Cook, 2003 - present
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Map of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has lived
Currently
Roanoke, VA
Previously
Anchorage, Alaska
My wife and I both ordered a Buffalo Chicken Wrap from Lews. First, I believe they mislabled the menu because it should have been called the "Buffalo Chicken Crap" because it was drenched in so much buffalo sauce that the breaded chicken was soggy, the lettuce was wilted and the only thing you could taste was the sauce. Second, it was way over priced. Two of these wraps with fries came out to be $20. For 25 cents more I could have ordered a large sub that would have been three times the size of this disaster wrapped in a tortilla. It would have been cheaper and just as appetizing for me to go to Food Lion buy a bottle of Buffalo Sauce and drink it out of a cup.
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Food: Poor to fairDecor: GoodService: Good
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Best bagels in town!
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
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Awesome atmosphere, even better steak!
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago