I'm having a pretty bad day. Me and my long-time girlfriend decided to finally tie the knot. We went down to the county clerk's office and told them how our love of seafood, especially shrimp and crabs, helped us form a bond of love that is stronger than anything we've ever known and we feel it will form a great backbone for our marriage.
She's just looked at us with disdain in her eyes, called us "Godless!" and then kicked us out without granting us a marriage certificate. What's up with that? #shrimp_lovers_are_people_too #save_the_seafood #my_crabfeast_needs_a_rainbow #lobsterclaws_are_getting_in_the_way