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Carissa Moran
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Attended Your Mom
Lived in seattle, wa
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeus? how can i halp ewe? i'm so excited for my trip out there, it's gonna be so fly.
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idg how to +1 the internet.
sorry, internet. i lack the skills to let my fwends know i +1 you
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how the fuck this shit work?
it it workering?
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GREAT RON FACE. I'VE DECIDED TO ONLY TALK IN CAPSITY LOCKSITIES ON THE PLUUUSSSSS
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It's so hard to resist the urge to +1 uncomfortable things.
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I AM SO CONFUSED BY EVERYTHING ON HERE
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child wrangler and pester-er
Employment
  • houseville
    present
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seattle, wa - detroit, mi - kalamazoo, mi - anacortes, wa - guemes island, wa - chicago, il - oak harbor, wa - sun city, arizona
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1. friendship 2. waffles 3. work
Introduction
in western washington, born and raised. 
on an island is where i spend most of my days
chilling out, maxing, recycling 'cuz it's cool
and all throwin' ultimate frisbee outside of the school

when a couple conservatives up to no good
started making trouble in the neighborhood
they won one little election and my mom got scared
she said, "you're moving with your auntie and uncle to Sinclair"

i thumbed for a Prius and when it came near the 
license plate said 'hemp' and had a prayer flag in the mirror
if anything i could say that this car was a sound environmental choice
i thought "nah, forget it. yo hippies to Sinclair!"

i pulled up to a commune about seven or eight 
and i yelled to the lefties "Yo, dudes smell you later!"
looked at my yurt, i was finally there
to sit on my yoga mat as a person of Sinclair 
Bragging rights
idgaf
Education
  • Your Mom
    Everything She Knows
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Female