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Clark Brooks
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Black People Seafood Restaurant: a review
This past Christmas, someone gave me a gift card from Red Lobster for a present. I was telling my friend Spike about it and he said I couldn't use it. SPIKE: You can't use that. ME: Why not? SPIKE: Because Red Lobster is for black people. ME: What?? Red Lob...
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Ugly, always
Ever seen some eyesore of a building, so utterly beaten down by time and weather conditions and general abuse that you think it probably never looked good to start with? I don't mean some grandiose architectural monstrosity that someone thought was a good i...
Ugly, always
Ugly, always
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My cat wife
"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls." Well, my name isn't Jack and I don't draw. I also don't even know any French girls. But can I rub that belly? "No. Don't touch me, loser."
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My cat wife
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All aboard!
Q: What happens when you put a bunch of people in a confined space and then throw stand-up comedy at them? A: Plane Train. One night, back in October I went to Lee's Grocery for pizza with my friend Emily and we connected with my comedy buddies John, Josh a...
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All aboard!
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There is no off position on the genius switch
Sometimes, I come up with brilliant sports marketing schemes. The problem is I don’t work in sports marketing anymore, so I end up just giving these million dollar ideas away. Like this one. The Shreveport Saw Jockeys are a minor league team I made up, play...
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A dilemma
What would you do if you were at a drive-thru and you paid with your debit card, and it got dropped on the ground between the restaurant and your car? You're too close to the restaurant to open your door and pick it up. You can't back up because there are c...
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A dilemma
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What’s been going on
LONG STORY SHORT VERSION: I was sick, I went to the hospital, they did some work and now I’m out of the hospital. Have a nice day. MORE DETAILED VERSION: I hadn’t been feeling well, as best illustrated by becoming very short of breath, very easily. I was mi...
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What’s been going on
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A big deal in a small town
In my hometown, Benton Harbor, Michigan, the big annual signature event is the Blossomtime Festival . It's actually a big deal for the whole southwestern region of Michigan. There are beauty pageants and a parade that starts in neighboring St. Joseph that c...
A big deal in a small town
A big deal in a small town
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How about some nylons?
The other day, I was running late for work because I had to go to the store and run some errands. I called my supervisor from the store to let her know and also offered to pick up something for her while I was there, if she wanted something. "Would you like...
How about some nylons?
How about some nylons?
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Problem in the workplace
ME: (AT WORK, WITH A HOCKEY STICK, UNDER MY DESK) MY SUPERVISOR: Clark, what are you doing? ME: I shot something with my shark popper and the ball rolled off the desk and now I can't find it. MY SUPERVISOR: Okay. Is that... important? ME: Well, you put the ...
Problem in the workplace
Problem in the workplace
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