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Clark Brooks
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Smear 16: Deana Hawk and Greg Bauman
Hard working laborers trying to enjoy their lunch and who comes along and just pushes them off the beam, sending them plummeting hundreds of stories to a noisy and messy death? Deana Hawk and Greg Bauman, maybe. Some of those men had children, you monsters!...
Smear 16: Deana Hawk and Greg Bauman
Smear 16: Deana Hawk and Greg Bauman
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An unusual plug
I haven't been using this blog to plug any comedy stuff, but this is an exception: I'm going to be at McCurdy's Comedy Theatre in Sarasota on Wednesday, August 8th at 10:00 p.m. It's a five minute spot at an open mic, unpaid, and I have to drive an hour eac...
An unusual plug
An unusual plug
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Cat-like
"Meh-ow" The other day I was sharing some OK Cupid profiles with my friend Natasha. NATASHA: What do you think of her? ME: Mowtown? NATASHA: What?? That's awesome! ME: I'm not into mowing the town. Oh wait, maybe MOTOWN, like The Supremes and Smokey Robinso...
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Cat-like
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Black People Seafood Restaurant: a review
This past Christmas, someone gave me a gift card from Red Lobster for a present. I was telling my friend Spike about it and he said I couldn't use it. SPIKE: You can't use that. ME: Why not? SPIKE: Because Red Lobster is for black people. ME: What?? Red Lob...
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Ugly, always
Ever seen some eyesore of a building, so utterly beaten down by time and weather conditions and general abuse that you think it probably never looked good to start with? I don't mean some grandiose architectural monstrosity that someone thought was a good i...
Ugly, always
Ugly, always
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My cat wife
"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls." Well, my name isn't Jack and I don't draw. I also don't even know any French girls. But can I rub that belly? "No. Don't touch me, loser."
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My cat wife
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All aboard!
Q: What happens when you put a bunch of people in a confined space and then throw stand-up comedy at them? A: Plane Train. One night, back in October I went to Lee's Grocery for pizza with my friend Emily and we connected with my comedy buddies John, Josh a...
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All aboard!
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There is no off position on the genius switch
Sometimes, I come up with brilliant sports marketing schemes. The problem is I don’t work in sports marketing anymore, so I end up just giving these million dollar ideas away. Like this one. The Shreveport Saw Jockeys are a minor league team I made up, play...
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A dilemma
What would you do if you were at a drive-thru and you paid with your debit card, and it got dropped on the ground between the restaurant and your car? You're too close to the restaurant to open your door and pick it up. You can't back up because there are c...
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A dilemma
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