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Annalise Haynes
Works at American Mathematical Association of Two-Year Colleges
Attends Madison Area Technical College
Lives in Madison, WI
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Adventure: get a 26x36 piece of foamcore home in a Z3. You'd better be tiny, because the only place with that kind of volume is between your head and the roof, wedged under the sun visors. Oh, and good luck getting it up there.
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No, I think the real reason people by larger cars is that they are less badass than you and Linus Torvalds.
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I have no idea what I'm doing, but maybe if I look super busy and use big words no one will notice.
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We all have imaginary friends, but imaginary coworkers? It's the rubber room for you.
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Scientific ideology is still an ideology. It is hardly a position of neutrality, as so often assumed by people who stake their lives on its current axioms. Quit calling other people close-minded with the implication that you know better. In the event that you DO know better, you, at the very least, ought to know that you don't know best. This all goes double for the atheists and skeptics community. I swear, you are the worst hypocrites of all, considering what you stand for. You REALLY ought to know better. Shame on you.
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Forgive them, for they know not what they know not what douchebaggery they do.

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Yay, Juke Boxx! So proud of you!
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I won candy on the #googlebirthday doodle! Score: 132
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Draaaaaaaaaaaft party!!
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I like drafting Fallen Empires.
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I think I just witnessed grand theft auto.
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"GTA 3 is like the Sims to me" - MC Hawking
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No one can say Etsy never did anything awesome, because it lead me to "Big Fat Gypsy Weddings." I love you, Channel 4.
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You all look beautyful
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My new favorite word: douche baggage, n. the aura of inconvenience that follows in the wake of a douchebag, even after having left the scene (e.g. "Yeah, I broke up with him, but he left me with all his douche baggage").
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As opposed to douchebaggery, n. the art of being, essence of, or actions of a douchebag.
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Work
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Writer, designer, and student of illustration.
Employment
  • American Mathematical Association of Two-Year Colleges
    Layout Artist, 2011 - present
  • Propeller Health
    Graphic Designer, 2013 - present
  • Tursiops Truncatus Studios
    Writing Consultant, 2011 - present
  • CapTel, Inc.
    Captioning Assistant and Coach, 2006 - 2013
  • Mobile Igniter
    Production Artist/Frontend Developer, 2013 - 2013
  • Madison Area Technical College
    Peer Tutor, 2011 - 2012
  • Kehl School of Dance
    Assistant Instructor, 2007 - 2009
  • Terry's Piggly Wiggly
    Deli Associate, 2003 - 2004
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Madison, WI
Previously
Memphis, TN - Keswick, ON - Middleton, WI - Fort Collins, CO - Vancouver, BC - Newmarket, ON
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Girl-shaped robot.
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Publications: Gothology volumes 1 and 2 ("The Belfry Twins"), Phi Theta Kappa
Education
  • Madison Area Technical College
    Graphic Design & Illustration, 2011 - present
  • University of Wisconsin-Madison
    Computer Science, 2005 - 2007
  • University of British Columbia
    Computer Science, 2002 - 2005
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Other names
Annalise Addams, Elise Haynes, Lolcat, Sushi Q
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