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Non-geeky business intelligence solution developer, movie buff, bookwork
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What if AdSense is not for you?
You have been blogging for some time, with a hope that you will be able to earn some money using AdSense. But you are not able to get through their eligibility process. It is tough, I know from experience. They have also started making it tougher for people...
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Getting AdSense account is a painful experience
I once had an approved AdSense account. Unfortunately, I did not keep the site up because I was not making enough money. Can't blame anyone, I was not working enough to get traffic into it and no traffic means no money. Why then am I complaining? Well, now ...
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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand
up:? ' Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said
Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than
you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F _ the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General
Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again,

Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S*** this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of
his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him,
2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said
quietly, 'Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'

Cheers
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god is a result of human fear of the forces of Nature.

Ancient Greeks and Hindus worshiped all these forces of Nature separately and it became cumbersome.

So there was an effort to unify all these gods for convenience in worship and obedience. Zoroastrians and Jews made the first attempts in this direction, with the Jews succeeding much better.

There also came the concept of messengers to add more beef to the 'evidences' presented.

But the Jews won't share their single god with anyone else. So the Christians came up with an improved version of the god who directly interfered in the world being born of the Holy Spirit and Virgin Mother Mary. Thus they also became obedient to this single god.

Subsequently, their cousins, the Arabs trumped everyone in this power game by declaring the final messenger who borrowed the lineage of all other previous messengers. Their argument was corruption of all other religious groups and at the same time they put an end to the creation of new prophets by any other nation.
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someone post some new stuff.... i don't want to keep watching that squid dance....
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I am waiting for G+ and Orkut to be integrated... rest can wait...
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A blank profile, close to zero online activity... things I though almost impossible just two years ago...
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